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Hooray! Pizza IS a Vegetable!

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Woke up to news today on the radio that Michelle Obama was pissed off that schools were allowed to count pizza as a vegetable.  Now, we pandas really like Michelle (so, if you are a republican or tea party enthusiast you can stop reading right now and cancel your subscription) but we think she has crossed the line on this one.  I was really sure that french fries are vegetables too.  I’m still planning on voting for your husband next year, but I think you need to back off on the pizza thing.  I’m just sayin’, ya’ know?  Other than that you are really awesome.

Be the Bear.

Bob T. (Just say “Panda-sizeMe”) Panda

18 ways to see your pandas!

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18 pandas

Well, I’m having a really hard time keeping track of the latest panda.  They have sworn to me that Po will be arriving any time now, and that he will be bringing the cake! Can pandas be counted on to keep their word? I think so.  What do you think?

Be the Bear

Bob T. Panda

It’s Daylight LosingTime (a week late, but hey, what’s time to a panda?)

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Trying to teach the panda kindergarten complicated concepts like daylight savings time and daylight losing time…well, who has the time?

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Bob T.Panda

Baby You Can Drive My Car….NOT

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Recently, news came to us from the Atlanta Zoo that Po’s irresponsible big brother, Xi Lan wrecked Po’s cute little yellow car.  Through our clandestine spy network, we have acquired footage that reveals the true story of what happened to Po’s little car.  Viewer alert! This footage contains shocking revelations about what happens when pandas are allowed to drive cars!

We hope you will join us in decrying this shocking example of panda sibling rivalry.  Demand that driver education becomes a part of panda kindergarten curriculum.

Be the (careful) Bear

Bob T. Panda