Well, now we know why the tightrope walking panda was not smiling! I’m almost POSITIVE that the pandas have not eaten the cake and that it will show up at the last minute. I hope that they have a good grip on the cake and are not fooling around with it. Is this foreshadowing? Hmmmm…..Maybe.
Be the Bear
Bob T. (pizza is a FRUIT) Panda
Woke up to news today on the radio that Michelle Obama was pissed off that schools were allowed to count pizza as a vegetable. Now, we pandas really like Michelle (so, if you are a republican or tea party enthusiast you can stop reading right now and cancel your subscription) but we think she has crossed the line on this one. I was really sure that french fries are vegetables too. I’m still planning on voting for your husband next year, but I think you need to back off on the pizza thing. I’m just sayin’, ya’ know? Other than that you are really awesome.
Be the Bear.
Bob T. (Just say “Panda-sizeMe”) Panda
Well, I’m having a really hard time keeping track of the latest panda. They have sworn to me that Po will be arriving any time now, and that he will be bringing the cake! Can pandas be counted on to keep their word? I think so. What do you think?
Be the Bear
Bob T. Panda
We are heading into the home stretch…over the middle of the month, etc. etc. etc. Who is panda #16 waving at? could Po be coming into view?
Be the (16th) Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Trying to teach the panda kindergarten complicated concepts like daylight savings time and daylight losing time…well, who has the time?
Be the Bear
Bob T.Panda
Here we are, another day, another panda…
Oh those little pandas!
Be the Bear
Bob T. Panda
Recently, news came to us from the Atlanta Zoo that Po’s irresponsible big brother, Xi Lan wrecked Po’s cute little yellow car. Through our clandestine spy network, we have acquired footage that reveals the true story of what happened to Po’s little car. Viewer alert! This footage contains shocking revelations about what happens when pandas are allowed to drive cars!
We hope you will join us in decrying this shocking example of panda sibling rivalry. Demand that driver education becomes a part of panda kindergarten curriculum.
Be the (careful) Bear
Bob T. Panda
Hmmm… what is that rope behind the flying panda? Could it be a clue to the location of panda # 13? Tune in tomorrow and find out!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Hmmm… what is that rope behind the flying panda? Could it be a clue to the location of panda # 13? Tune in tomorrow and find out!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
I swear, I’m working on a new cartoon…where does the time go? Don’t answer that.
Be the Bear
Bob T. Panda