Recently, news came to us from the Atlanta Zoo that Po’s irresponsible big brother, Xi Lan wrecked Po’s cute little yellow car. Through our clandestine spy network, we have acquired footage that reveals the true story of what happened to Po’s little car. Viewer alert! This footage contains shocking revelations about what happens when pandas are allowed to drive cars!
We hope you will join us in decrying this shocking example of panda sibling rivalry. Demand that driver education becomes a part of panda kindergarten curriculum.
Be the (careful) Bear
Bob T. Panda
Or the responsible use of cell phones?
Definitely! The only thing more dangerous than a panda behind the wheel is a panda behind the wheel with a cell phone. (people too, not to get all morally superior, here)
LOL – funny Anne! Thanks for sparing your readers the last segment – no Panda violence allowed. : )
One can only reveal so much….