While the panda kindergarten deals with the fallout from the (slightly) premature selling of the Olympic torch, Pandyland Security is preparing to stand guard at the Olympic games. We thought you could use a reminder of this well disciplined task force.
Keeping you safe from evil cuppycakes….
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Once again, a story has come across the airwaves that is just ripe for panda satire. And, as you know, we at the Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire can NEVER resist such a good story. It just makes me proud to be a cartoonist. The story of former Olympic torch bearers selling their torches on Ebay is one such story. Believe me, I am NOT making this up.
It’s all in the timing…..
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
I’ve known Vicky and Tom for 4 or 5 years at least. They are hard-working, supportive of their community and make fabulous cheese. We all talk about supporting small, family farms. This is a chance to put our money where our mouth is. I hope you will do this (or I might have to send the panda kindergarten to your house.
Well, the torch bears are at it again. Will they reach the Olympic Games in London in time? And what does dinosaur flatulence have to do with pandas? Tune in and see…..
Never underestimate the power of a good “fart joke”
Frommage, indeed!
Be the bear (oops)
Bob T. Panda
Well, the torch bears are at it again. Will they reach the Olympic Games in London in time? And what does dinosaur flatulence have to do with pandas? Tune in and see…..
Never underestimate the power of a good “fart joke”
Frommage, indeed!
Be the bear (oops)
Bob T. Panda
Dear Ms. Mehitabel,
Thank you for your recent letter. If you would be so kind as to consult your instruction manual, you would see that the sequence of connecting the plugs must be in a precise order, or the interface will not combobulate. We hope that this clears up any misunderstandings about the warranty on your specific product.
Sincerely,
The customer service panda
The Panda Chronicles
Dear Mr. Panda,
I most certainly did not write to complain about a product that I might (and did NOT) purchase from The Panda Chronicles. In fact, I would never buy anything from a company that:
A) Uses such terrible grammar; and
B) Can not direct complaint letters to the correct department.
Please be advised that I am forthwith canceling my subscription to The Panda Chronicles and request a refund for any issues not received.
Sincerely,
Mehitabel the Cat.
Dear mizz cat,
We hardly think it is our responsibility if purchasers REFUSE to read the instrucktion manual. we think you should take our product and wear it on your head as a hat.
So there,
The panda kindergarten Panda Chronicles service department.
Dear Mr. Panda,
I am writing in protest of your recent cartoon. (Pandas mourn death of Maurice Sendak) It is my feeling that you are exploiting the death of noted children’s book author and illustrator, Maurice Sendak, for the express purpose of allowing the panda kindergarten to run amok.
As a member of SCCWI (Society of Cartoon Cats of Whidbey Island) I must also take exception to the cavalier treatment of your feline characters.
Furthermore, I do NOT believe that “rumpus” is a verb. This is a blatant example of the verbification of nouns, and will not be tolerated. I am considering suspending my subscription to your publication.
Sincerely,
Mehitabel the cat.
I have to admit, I had thought that Maurice Sendak was gone years ago. Maybe because his books were among my favorites as a young cubbie. His quirky and dark sense of humor continues to be an inspiration to me with my own work. Imagine my surprise to find that he was still alive, at least until this past Tuesday. I have to admit, that the idea of honoring him with a wild rumpus was not my original idea. On Tuesday night there was a meeting of the SCBWI (Society of Children’s Book Writers and Illustrators) in Seattle. So, thanks for the idea. I do believe I was the first to have the panda kindergarten rumpus in his honor.
Nobody can rumpus like the panda kindergarten!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
I was listening to NPR last night (that’s National Panda Radio, you know) and heard a story about researchers giving orangutans iPads in order to teach them to communicate with people. I would respectfully (of course) point out that pandas have been using mePhones for several years in order to track each other (and occasionally order pizza) with great success.
Remember, you heard it here first!
Be the Bear
Bob T. Panda
The 2012 summer Olympic games to be held in London England are just around the corner. has anyone seen the Torch Bears?
Pandanastics star, PO of Atlanta Zoo, practices for the Olympics, while the Torch Bears continue their around the world journey. Where will they turn up next?
Be the bear!
Huzzah!
Bob T. panda