All of us in the panda-sphere are not so patiently waiting for Mei Xiang, the First lady of Pandas in our nations capital to…well, do something. Keepers at the zoo were first hopeful that she was “with cub” but now are not so sure. And yet, she continues with her hormonal hi-jinks while we all hover over our computers waiting and watching. So of course, it’s time for another cartoon.
Welcome to “Mei Watch”!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Just wanted to give you a heads up that we are still following the drama at the National Zoo, with our first lady of Pandas! Mei is continuing to engage in hinky behavior. Some would say she is milking the situation for all she is worth.
As a small bear, I loved game shows! to think that an everyday, run of the mill panda could win fabulous prizes by being on a game show? swell!
Be the bear!
Bob T. Panda
Well, it turns out there really IS a Panda Channel! Who knew? Just saw a short film on the Panda Channel Of a panda getting a massage and bath and then going to his playroom!
Just goes to show you that I can’t make anything absurd up, without it being true!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
PS There is NO truth to those rumors that are floating about facebook about me and a certain french panda!
Stay tuned to the Panda Channel for an update: Mei-Xiang: Preggers, or malingering opportunist?
All My Pandas......
When I was in panda kindergarten, sometimes we would get to watch the soap operas on our big screen TV back in the den. I love how nothing ever really happened from day to day, but the “not happening” was filled with such drama! We at the Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire felt that the time was right for an all panda soap opera! We have such depth of character don’t you think? And getting international panda star, Babette de Panda to take a leading role…. well, you be the judge!
Be the Bear!
Bob T.
All My Pandas......
When I was in panda kindergarten, sometimes we would get to watch the soap operas on our big screen TV back in the den. I love how nothing ever really happened from day to day, but the “not happening” was filled with such drama! We at the Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire felt that the time was right for an all panda soap opera! We have such depth of character don’t you think? And getting international panda star, Babette de Panda to take a leading role…. well, you be the judge!
Be the Bear!
Bob T.
Is there really anything else we can add to this? Maybe a comment about hormonal pandas? Maybe not!
Be the Bear!
I’ve been promising that a cartoon about the little panda kindergartener on the rocking horse would be forthcoming, so without further ado, here it is! Be the Bear!!!!
Is this cute, or WHAT??????
Be the Bear!!!!
Bob T. Panda
Naughty bear or cuddly menace? You be the judge! Tune in next time for Bai Yun: naughty panda?
Sometimes I think the internet just exists to inform me of things that would be in incredibly bad taste to make fun of. But then, I just can’t resist!
Be the Bear!!!!
Did the Torch Bears take a wrong turn????
Working on the assumption that it is never too early to be premature, the Torch Bears are starting their Olympic journey now! Unfortunately it seems they got their instructions crossways, and were under the impression that the crowds gathered at Westminster Cathedral were there to see them off on their journey rather than to attend the Royal Wedding. Oops! Well, gosh… who doesn’t love pandas???
Be the Bear!