The Toronto Panda Twins Endorse…

Rumors are flying around the headquarters of The Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire! Will Bob T concede the election? Does Princess Pinky have something up her sleeve? Will Bubba ever get Pinky to quit calling him “Boo Boo”? But the big news is that the Toronto Panda Twins are making their public debut on March 12! And they have made their decision as to whom to support in their neighbor nation to the south’s race to the top…

Be the bear, eh?

Be the bear, eh?

I don’t know why they don’t want to support a mature panda with lots of experience…um…doing stuff, but there you have it. If you planning on visiting the Toronto Twinkies, please send pictures to us here. and maybe you could give them a Why Not Vote 4 Bob flag. Just saying.

Be the Bear

12 thoughts on “The Toronto Panda Twins Endorse…

  1. Sandy Reuscher, Secatary of Interior Decorating

    The ribbon , , , what are the plans for reducing stupidity? That’s pretty important to just cut off. Besides that though, I love that the Canadian twinkies actually speak Canadian and want to #vote4Pinky!! I say register them now!

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Um…we are supposed to have a plan for reducing the stupidity surplus? Oh…we hadn’t thought of that. Maybe stupidity is so far out of control, we are beyond help. I’ll have the panda kindergarten work on it. :-)))))

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  2. candygai

    Wow?What we have all been waiting for; THE Toronto Twinkies, THE Twins of Canada, One of whom is a boy! ????? Pardon me for showing my age, but Bubba will have a boy to to do boy things with and get in both mischief with; not that little girl pandas can’t get in mischief. Correction, not that little girls can’t get in a great amount of mischief. And the Toronto Twinks will be be interested in the same age appropriate fun.

    I cannot wait to find out what the name of these two darling pandas will be. Any thoughts fellow commentors?

    My mind wonders as to their apparel? What do panda cubbies of Canada wear?

    And now for the BIG QUESTION. Bob T put it in my mind, and he he can ignore it if he wishes. In fact I suggest he ignore it. ? We know that The Toronto Twins were born outside the US; and if Bob T had his way they would they would not be able to endorse PP. The Donald suuggests maybe Ted Cruz can’t be President as he too was born outside the US. I just wonder where was both Bob T and his mother born?

    I mean we know that HuaMei born to BaiYuan was the first panda cubby born in the United States. Shouldn’t his birth be documented? Is there a scandal involved?

    #justsaying #justwondering #pleaseignore

    Be The Voting Bear
    I’m Voting For Bob T.
    #DontTellPrincessPinky???

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  3. Paul

    Umm taking selfies with adult Panda is probably not a good idea – just sayin’. We don’t want any tourists eaten – it’s bad for Panda business.

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Um…we hardly ever eat people. But just because we’re cute, it doesn’t mean we’re easy!

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  4. Ann Feldman

    We visited the Toronto Panda Parents two years ago at the zoo, which is a long subway + bus ride outside of the city through the endless Toronto exurbs into the countryside. I have photos of Da Mao and Er Shun although at the time I got them mixed up since, um, panda gender is never easy to figure out. We were very impressed by the crunching noise made when Da Mao chewed through a stalk of bamboo. Seriously, these bears could take your arm off if so inclined (which thankfully they are not…I guess).

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Hope I get to visit Da Mao, Er Shun and the kids! Yes, it is hard to tell pandas apart because we do all kind of look alike. And we are not grizzlies! We do not eat hikers in the woods…

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  5. Winky Cat

    Oooo, those liddle Toronto Twinkies are soooo cute & smart!!! Look at dem proudly holding their “VOTE4PINKY” banners!

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Did you see the picture of them sitting on Justin Trudeau’s lap? Talk about a poster for the Canada bound Americans!

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