Pinky has a Cunning Plan

Oh that Pinky! She snuck off to the Iowa caucuses, using Daddy’s credit cards and now there are rumors of her showing up in New Hampshire, as well as appearances scheduled in South Carolina! But what kind of cunning plan has she used so that no one will realize she has left the zoo?

And is her willingness to let Bubba play with Mr. Bun NOT a sign that Pinky has learned to share (as IF!!!!) but a way to buy his silence when she sneaks out of the zoo?

What do YOU think?

That Pinky is too clever for her own good!

That Pinky is too clever for her own good!

Meanwhile, after listening to the GOP “debates” on Saturday night, (didn’t I have anything better to do? Apparently not.) I think I can honestly say that having a roomful of baby pandas on stage would not have been any more unruly than what was happening before the world and everyone. I get that there are legitimate differences of opinions both between and within political parties. I have even (gasp!) voted for republicans in state elections. But I think that requiring participants of these “debates” to wear shock collars which would provide a mild but emphatic shock when the wearer lied, would have provided a more illuminating discussion.  Just saying.

You have a clear choice. #HeyWhyNotVote4Bob or #Vote4Pinky

We could do worse.

Be the Bear
Bob T Panda

18 thoughts on “Pinky has a Cunning Plan

  1. Teresa

    Pinky really excels in every cartoon!!! she is so smart! lil’ princess never ceases to amaze me. and Bubba… increasingly chubby 🙂
    On the question the other day, about the names of young Canadians … I can not imagine another Babette. Is there another possibility, another name?

    now, more than ever #Pinky4Presydent #Vote4Pinky

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      I’d thought about Eddie and Jeanette, but that is an old and obscure reference to long dead Canadian film stars, and then I thought about Margaret and Pierre. I shall have to think of this further.

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      1. Jayelle (@GreenEyedLilo)

        I of course am thinking hockey. Hayley (Wickenheiser)? Sid(ney Crosby)? There are so many great ones, both female and male! I’m not sure if Marie-Philip (Poulin), after the woman who dashed so many American Olympic dreams at both Vancouver and Sochi, would be a good nickname. But I can keep on thinking.

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        1. Panda in Chief Post author

          Yes, definitely keep thinking. I am woefully ignorant of most things Canadian (a deficiency I shall have to rectify, in case I need to move there…) and would appreciate the naming suggestions.

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  2. Gina Koo

    Pinky “shared”?!?! Oh my goodness, is it full moon time? Is there anything that Pinky can’t do, even without her magic wand? Speaking of magic wand, where is it? I’m surprised that she hasn’t asked for it yet. Or did she and I missed it?

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      1. Gina Koo

        Ah ha! Pinky made it look like she was sharing, when deep down it was just another ploy to woe more pandas/people to vote for her.
        I saw those cars on the news last night! If I had a child, I’d buy one just so I could ride it myself.

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        1. Panda in Chief Post author

          If I had the money, I would buy one so all my pandas could ride around the house. Do you suppose it comes with auto-pilot? I bet Mehitabel would enjoy it too. Hahahaha! I am as bad as Pinky!

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      That she is. (much to her mother’s dismay and her father’s delight.) Bubba will do what ever Pinky says. This could be a problem. Is this foreshadowing? Yes it is.

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Hmmm, yes…acting more like a politician is a bit of a problem, but Pinky has always been a political animal.

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