Not even Robert Mueller could fight The Pinky Defense

Lawyers are in the news lately! Indictments are coming down the pipeline! Who will be next? Could it be MITTENS?????? Alas, that one is probably farther down the line. and besides, he will claim it was Crooked Pinky’s fault! She is the puppet of Pootin! (Oh…you haven’t met Pootin yet? I think he may make an appearance soon.) No one can break The Pinky Defense!

No one, I tell you! The Pinky Defense wins every time!

pinky defense

Isn’t that the whole point of being presydent Pinky?

Panda On!
Bob T (waiting for the next indictment) Panda

Hope you remembered to turn your clocks…um….oh, just go check your mePhone.

Bob explains daylight savings time to the panda kindergarten

spring back, fall forward?

 

16 thoughts on “Not even Robert Mueller could fight The Pinky Defense

        1. Panda in Chief Post author

          Now, if only we could activate that! Which leads to the question (okay, not really) does Australia have daylight savings time and is it the opposite of ours? So many confusing things in the world.

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          1. Vicky V

            Most of Australia has daylight saving except the three hottest states because apparently they already have enough sunlight hours. And it is the opposite to you. We spring forward in October and fall back in April. Or is it spring back then fall forward? I used to know but then these pandas arrived and confused everything!

          2. Panda in Chief Post author

            It’s all too confusing! All I know is last month I looked at my phone to see the time difference between here and Melbourne and it was 18 hours. Now it is 19 hours. Can’t you just make up your minds? Ha Ha. Sorree!

          3. Vicky V

            Hahaha! You’re asking a country that has had around 5 changes of leader in 10 years to make up its mind? And now there’s talk that Meowcolm Furball is about to be challenged. We may have a new leader for the new year! Sadly they will still be a conservative ar***** VICKY! (sorry Mei)

  1. Gina Koo

    When will Mehitabel learn that Princess Pinky can and will do/say anyfing and get away with it? Oh wait, until Mama Mei finds out.
    I would’ve registered and voted for Pinky. Too bad that pandas can’t get the notoriety that they deserve.

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