The Deep, Dark Secret of Bebe Maurice’s Maman!

Pandas have secrets, okay? They are bears of mystery, with questionable pasts and unrepentant ancestors.  Just because we’re cute, it doesn’t mean we’re easy, alright?

But what is the secret history the Bebe Maurice’s Maman has tried so hard to keep hidden? And who do they think they are fooling with those cheesy, fake french accents?

We are pandas of mystery!

Could Bebe Maurice and his Maman be related to that most celebrated (and feared!!!!) panda of mystery, the notorious Babette de Panda?

Viva les Pandas!
Bob T Panda

6 thoughts on “The Deep, Dark Secret of Bebe Maurice’s Maman!

  1. Teresa Orozco

    Mon Dieu, Bob T.!! liddle Bb Maurice and his maman are Babette’s family? I can’t believe it, how small is the world! On the other hand, the French accent is superbe, very appropriate, and tremendously stylish. Very glamourous.
    #MissingPinky

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      I know! Who would have known? I apologize for having a story without Pinky, but there you have it! Glad you like my fake, cheesy French accent. It is tres croissant!

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