Well, it turns out there really IS a Panda Channel! Who knew? Just saw a short film on the Panda Channel Of a panda getting a massage and bath and then going to his playroom!
Just goes to show you that I can’t make anything absurd up, without it being true!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
PS There is NO truth to those rumors that are floating about facebook about me and a certain french panda!
Stay tuned to the Panda Channel for an update: Mei-Xiang: Preggers, or malingering opportunist?
All My Pandas......
When I was in panda kindergarten, sometimes we would get to watch the soap operas on our big screen TV back in the den. I love how nothing ever really happened from day to day, but the “not happening” was filled with such drama! We at the Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire felt that the time was right for an all panda soap opera! We have such depth of character don’t you think? And getting international panda star, Babette de Panda to take a leading role…. well, you be the judge!
Be the Bear!
Bob T.
All My Pandas......
When I was in panda kindergarten, sometimes we would get to watch the soap operas on our big screen TV back in the den. I love how nothing ever really happened from day to day, but the “not happening” was filled with such drama! We at the Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire felt that the time was right for an all panda soap opera! We have such depth of character don’t you think? And getting international panda star, Babette de Panda to take a leading role…. well, you be the judge!
Be the Bear!
Bob T.
Is there really anything else we can add to this? Maybe a comment about hormonal pandas? Maybe not!
Be the Bear!
I’ve been promising that a cartoon about the little panda kindergartener on the rocking horse would be forthcoming, so without further ado, here it is! Be the Bear!!!!
Is this cute, or WHAT??????
Be the Bear!!!!
Bob T. Panda
Well the “Pandas for President” movement is heating up fast! I already have two (count ’em, 2 actual supporters, although one said she would jump ship if someone else was available) I am working on my stumpy speech (that is a speech written by someone with a stumpy tail, I think) and getting platform shoes and making up a bunch of stuff…oops I mean reviewing my accomplishments. So, vote for me and I promise to serve cuppy cakes at the White House to all visitors who voted for me. I also will think about a new paint job as just “white” does not reflect the essential pandaness of being!
Be the Bear!
Vote for Bob!
Operating under the assumption that if ALL the other idiots are starting to campaign for president for the 2012 election already, than I, Bob T. Panda must announce my candidacy for that office. I understand it comes with a house and a personal chef and my very own airplane and EVERYTHING!!!! I bet I could have a different kind of cuppycake every day! Maybe two kinds. I would have to have a specially designed Pandair plane of course. Do you think I would get paid?
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Operating under the assumption that if ALL the other idiots are starting to campaign for president for the 2012 election already, than I, Bob T. Panda must announce my candidacy for that office. I understand it comes with a house and a personal chef and my very own airplane and EVERYTHING!!!! I bet I could have a different kind of cuppycake every day! Maybe two kinds. I would have to have a specially designed Pandair plane of course. Do you think I would get paid?
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Ok, here is the real cuppycake cartoon (as opposed to Cake Panda) with the dedication intact. My home computer seems to have healed itself while I was out for a few hours, so all is well. I did catch up with my backing up of new cartoons, writings, and artwork, and I swear that I will do it faithfully from now on. No, really.
In totally unrelated news, did you know Vermont has named a Cartoonist Laureate? How cool is that?
Be the Bear,
Bob T. Panda