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A New Year in Panda Kindergarten! Resolutions? Um….nope.

Welcome to the 2012 Panda Chronicles, bringing new cartoons to you !  I hope I can have 2 or 3 new cartoons for you every week, but maybe I’m just dreaming.  Anyway here IS a brand new cartoon, starring the panda kindergarten!  It is inspired by one of my other favorite bear satirists, Misery Bear!

Um…it’s just maybe possible that Misery Bear is NOT the best role model for the panda kindergarten.  We will work on that.

A New Year in Panda Kindergarten! Resolutions? Um….nope.

Welcome to the 2012 Panda Chronicles, bringing new cartoons to you !  I hope I can have 2 or 3 new cartoons for you every week, but maybe I’m just dreaming.  Anyway here IS a brand new cartoon, starring the panda kindergarten!  It is inspired by one of my other favorite bear satirists, Misery Bear!

Um…it’s just maybe possible that Misery Bear is NOT the best role model for the panda kindergarten.  We will work on that.

And the envelope,please…..

 We apologize for leaving everyone hanging, when we told you that we would announce the winners YESTERDAY and now it is TOMORROW (or in some parts of the world, the day AFTER tomorrow) but the panda kindergarten hid my laptop, so what could I do?  Any way, here we are now to bring this particular bit of silliness to it’s frenzied peak and announce the winners of the “Where in the World is Babette de Panda” contest!

But first, let’s hear what our contestants are going to take home with them!  First, all our prize winners will be included on the Roll of Honor!  But wait! There’s more!  You also have been designated an F.O.B. (Friend of Bob) and our top prize winners are further designated as V.S.F.O.B.  (Very Special Friend of Bob).  And that’s not all!  The winners will also receive a genuine hand pulled lithograph cartoon, signed by Bob’s cartoon-ographer, of the panda kindergarten performing in “The Dance of the Sugar Plum Pandas”  Now aren’t you sorry that YOU didn’t enter?

In terms of sheer number of photographs taken, Babette‘s new best friend Lucilla is clearly deserving of the grand prize.  Babette had so much fun in Singapore and Cambodia, that she has been invited to accompany Lucilla in future travel.

Remember, don't give Babette your credit cards!

Next in the V.S.F.O.B. catagory, is Frances A. who showed Babette around the city that doesn’t sleep, and it certainly doesn’t sleep when Babette de Panda is in town!  Frances also distinguished herself with her extremely amusing stories of Babette’s escapades in the Big Apple.  Sorry about the room service bill.

Our next contestant pushed the boundaries of panda fashion, with her yellow polka dot bikini which she created for the lovely, but definitely “panda-esque” figure of the lovely Babette.  Sylvia C. took Babette and her Bikini to Laguna Beach for a little sun and fun.

Babette building a sand castle

In the clever and enigmatic photos of Babette category, it was difficult to top this “revealing” photo of Babette taken by Auntie Jackie.  It really made me laugh!

"Behind" the scenes with Babette!

Honorable mentions in the “Travels of Babette” category go to Cyndi A., for taking Babette to meet the most adorable junior panda in the US, (the divine and adorable Po of Atlanta) and Victory S. for introducing her to the incomperable David Ossman of Firesign Theater fame. Also Faith W. receives a special mention for inviting Babette to an intimate dinner party with a few close friends.

 We also had several people create new outfits or variation on outfits for Babette. In this category, M-Lou V., Victory S., Weegee Knine, and Auntie Jackie  added to Babette’s considerable wardrobe.  (As if she didn’t buy enough clothes on Bob’s credit card already)  Here are a few of our favorite outfits:

The "M-Lou" variation

Dangerous Babette!

Tres elegante!

We also want to send a special “shout out” to blogger and panda-booster, Miss Demure Restraint, who has been so kind to the pandas and said many nice things about us and sent many new fans our way.  Although circumstances have prevented her from participating in this bit of fun, I know she would if she could.  We know you are with us in spirit, Miss D.  The bears are with you!

Well, that concludes our contest!  Thank you all for adding to the fun and festivities of the dark days of winter.  No matter what your circumstances are, we can all use a bit more fun and laughter in our lives.  Rumor has it that this year’s panda kindergarten (at least in MY world) is up to even more naughtiness than in years past.  And, with the summer Olympics coming up and the as yet unconfirmed rumor that Bob may throw his hat into the presidential campaign, The Panda Chronicles is definitely the place to be!  And there will definitely be cuppycakes!

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda and friends

It’s New Year’s Eve, and Not a Panda Was Stirring…oh well, except for the Panda Kindergarten

Faithful reader and noted Roll of Honor awardee (as well as a member of the esteemed Panda Satire Fraternity) Bruce S. suggested that maybe the panda kindergarten might have a New Year’s Eve party, and also that lampshades and panda print boxer shorts may possibly be involved.  Well, I can tell you, that here at the Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire, we are more than ready to act on any ridiculous ideas that you put forth.  Sometimes we even give you credit.

new years eve party, panda kindergarten

Don’t get too wild tonight, because the Tournament of Pandas Parade starts…well not bright and early, but hopefully before noon, Pacific standard time.

Be da Bear!

Bob T. Panda

Bob’s Year in Review!

This is the time of year that we cleverly slack off creating any new material, (though in our defense, we probably drew more new cartoons this year than the last 2) and show some of our favorites in a lame, but effective, “year in review” format!  But don’t worry, we have new cartoons in the works that will start appearing in 2012!  The really great thing about  a lousy economy is that I need to cheer myself up with extra panda satirizing. Everybody wins!

Here’s one of my favorite cartoons of the year, starring the panda kindergarten, of course!

Halloween pandas

I especially like the little panda that uses toilet paper to make a mummy costume, but hey, that’s just the way I am!

And what would this year be without the introduction of Babette de Panda, panda child of Victory Schouten.  In Babette’s cartoon persona, she has learned much from her mentor and great Muppet friend, Miss Piggy.

cartoon soap opera

And of course, our 30 Pandas in 30 Days feature for the month of November! (Still available as a poster from Pandyland at Cafe Press!)

30 days of pandas

Be the Bear!

See you for more Year in Review tomorrow!

Bob T. Panda

It’s That Time of Year Again…..

Did I mean holiday time? Noooooooo!  I meant the time of year when I congratulate myself on how funny I am and pick out my favorite cartoon of the past year.  I’t’s really kind of difficult this year, because I’ve been sooooooooo funny, and done more cartoons than I have in year’s past.  The panda kindergarten has pushed their way in and taken a much bigger role, and the introduction of Babette de Panda has changed the dynamic in the panda-sphere.  So, here is my favorite cartoon storyline for the year.  I’d love to hear what your favorite is. No really.  I’m listening.

wheel of pandas 1

wheel of pandas 2

I’d also like to mention that this is my 200th post!  Hurrah!

Be the Bear!

Bob (I’m waiting to hear which cartoons you liked best) T. Panda

It’s beginning to look a lot like….Pandas!

Continuing the holiday theme, while I wait for myself to quit messing around on the computer (arrrgh) and finish my cartoons about the Scottish Panda arrival, we have another heartwarming story brought to you by the panda kindergarten.

I swear, tomorrow is another day (at the drawing board)

Be the (procrastinating) Bear

Bob T. Panda

It’s beginning to look a lot like….Pandas!

Continuing the holiday theme, while I wait for myself to quit messing around on the computer (arrrgh) and finish my cartoons about the Scottish Panda arrival, we have another heartwarming story brought to you by the panda kindergarten.

I swear, tomorrow is another day (at the drawing board)

Be the (procrastinating) Bear

Bob T. Panda