Nooz has just been received at The Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire, that Zoo Atlanta has just signed a new contract with the Chengdu Panda Base to bring a new pair of pandas to Pandalanta! The new pandas are Ping Ping (not the one I met at Gengda in 2017, but STILL!!!) and Fu Shuang.
I guess it was a good thing I was too tired last night to set up an archive pandapalooza, because now we have a theme for today’s dive into the archives!
We bring you PANDALANTA PANDAS PAST AND (UP TO) THE PRESENT!
One of the early appearances of The Meihems, before Pinky…um…poofed them
Of course there was some amount of rivalry between Pinky and the Meihems, but sometimes they cooperated on projects…
And around the time Pinky was getting used to having a little brother, a new set of twins was born in Pandalanta…Let’s have a big Panda Chronicles welcome for Six and Sebben!
Huh…apparently Six and Sebben started out as well behaved, but…
Sisters!
Well, that’s about all the Meihem we have time for today, but we’ll probably share some more Pandalanta stories from the Sun Sun/ Yang Yang dynasty next week! (If you know who hasn’t blown up the planet by then.)
Be the Bear
Bob T bless their hearts Panda
Still fascinated about the human pretending to be a bear tearing up luxury cars for the insurance money. He deserves to be eaten by Frank and Mikey. Ooops, not really eaten maybe, but. . . .
I’m pretty sure Frank and Mikey will be covering this story for ZooNooZ. BTW, Don’t tell them the guys were arrested for insurance fraud and not for bear impersonation.
This has been a very good week. Little Kevlar’s mom apparently got custody back so Elmo is going to have to breed another bodyguard. Elephant mothers trampled a big game hunter And his guide as they were stalking an endangered antelope. And a bull impaled the matador in the “anal sphincter”.
ZooNooz is on the elephant story! Stay tooned! Hadn’t heard about the…um…bull butt puncture. Ouch.
I deliberately haven’t looked at the outcome for the bull. I prefer to picture him triumphantly leaving the ring covered in flowers and accolades.
Yeah, I’d prefer not to see pictures from this either. Sometimes the bull should get to win!