Where No Panda Fears to Tread

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Recent news on panda misconduct reached our enquiring minds last week, when news of Bai Yun’s misconstrued expression of affection gave the mistaken impression that maybe, just maybe, Bai Yun took the tiniest nip of her attendants’s leg.  Really tiny, we swear.  “Lunch was late.”  claims Bai Yun.  “I just don’t know what all the fuss is about!”

Bai Yun will be appearing on the Mehitabel Tonite! show later this month, for a special show called, “Pandas who might be the tiniest bit Naughty”  Check your local listings!

And a big pandy thank you to our newest subscribers! Be the Bear!!!!!!

See ya next time!

Power to the pandas!!!!!

Bob T. Panda

The Cruelty of Technology

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While we at Way Better Than Working subscribe to the philosophy, “technology when it suits us,” we think things have gone WAY too far!!!!  The other day we heard a report on NPR (that’s National Panda Radio, in case you’ve forgotten) which talks about the new generation of…gasp… I can hardly say the word…bathroom scales.  We, of course, threw ours out years ago, because it interfered with our devotion to cuppycakes, so imagine our horror when we heard that they had come out with a scale thast could post the results directly to twitter.  Is there no end to the dastardlyness of inventors of new gizmos and gadgets?  What IS a panda to do?

Be the Bear, of course!

Cuppycakes, anyone?

Bob T. Panda

National Panda Radio is coming!!!!!

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Now is my chance!  I, Bob T. Panda, will seize control of A Prairie Home Companion, change the name to A PANDA Home Companion and become world famous! And Rich! And have all the cake I want!  It was just announced that Garrison Keillor is retiring in 2 short years…just enough time to stage a panda takeover of public radio, (which shall forthwith be known as national PANDA radio) and rule the world.  I mean, if it’s O.K. with you, that is.

Be the Bear

Bob T. Panda

National Panda Radio is coming!!!!!

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Now is my chance!  I, Bob T. Panda, will seize control of A Prairie Home Companion, change the name to A PANDA Home Companion and become world famous! And Rich! And have all the cake I want!  It was just announced that Garrison Keillor is retiring in 2 short years…just enough time to stage a panda takeover of public radio, (which shall forthwith be known as national PANDA radio) and rule the world.  I mean, if it’s O.K. with you, that is.

Be the Bear

Bob T. Panda

Up in the Air…..with Pandas!!!!!

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As you know, Bob is off to do some air travel this week, and we thought we would do some PandAir themed recaps of earlier cartoons.  This is one of Bob’s favorites.

And don’t forget,

Be the Bear!!!!!!

From the Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire,

Bob T. Panda

Up in the Air…..with Pandas!!!!!

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As you know, Bob is off to do some air travel this week, and we thought we would do some PandAir themed recaps of earlier cartoons.  This is one of Bob’s favorites.

And don’t forget,

Be the Bear!!!!!!

From the Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire,

Bob T. Panda

Pandas hit the top 100!!!!!!!!

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Well, I don’t know about you, but there is a certain excitement that comes with higher recognition.  While pandas are the rock stars of any zoo (sorry tigers…you’re just big stripe-y cats, and you know where cats stand in relation to pandas) we are shy and retiring and not entirely sure of our acceptance in society.  People have such an attitude about bears!

We at the Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire would like to thank all our faithful readers, even the ones who found us accidentally when they were looking for hair replacement therapies, not BEAR replacement therapies.

We hope to find where we stashed our story about PandAir so that we can bring it to you soon!

till then,

Be the Bear!!!!!!

Bob T. Panda