Category Archives: the essential pandaness of being

Baby You Can Drive My Car….NOT

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Recently, news came to us from the Atlanta Zoo that Po’s irresponsible big brother, Xi Lan wrecked Po’s cute little yellow car.  Through our clandestine spy network, we have acquired footage that reveals the true story of what happened to Po’s little car.  Viewer alert! This footage contains shocking revelations about what happens when pandas are allowed to drive cars!

We hope you will join us in decrying this shocking example of panda sibling rivalry.  Demand that driver education becomes a part of panda kindergarten curriculum.

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Bob T. Panda

This Little Panda Went to Market…. Day 9

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It’s starting to get crowded around here.  Pandas, Pandas everywhere and not a cat in sight!  A new cartoon is in the works, for those who want to keep up with the exploits of the panda kindergarten. Till then,

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Bob T. Panda

Once more, into the bears! Day 6 and 7

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Sorry for my lack of post yesterday.  The Panda Kindergarten went to hear Chris Van Allsburg and Sherman Alexie speak in Seattle at the public library. But never fear, I had pandas waiting in the wings, so both Sunday’s and today’s pandas appear this morning. The panda kindergarten was mostly well behaved on their outing, but you know the panda kindergarten.  “Mostly well behaved” is as good as it gets.

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Bob T. Panda

30 Days – 30 Pandas…# 4

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Oh, the tension is mounting! Will our fearless drawer of pandas be able to keep up with the pressure? 4 days down and 26 to go.  Will 26 more pandas fit on this page? And just what is panda # 4 looking at. Tune in tomorrow!

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Bob T. Panda

 

Scotland Steals my Idea. Naughty Scotland! Bad!

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Did you not hear it here first? Did I not, more than two weeks ago, mention that the pandas would have their own Panda clan tartan? And now, I read this story on Panda News:

Edinburgh Pandas Get Their Own Tartan
Nov 02, 2011 09:51 am

Yang Guan and Tian Tian the two pandas who will be arriving at Edinburgh Zoo any time now, have been given their own Scottish Tartan.

The Scottish tartan goes back hundreds of years as a way of identify members of a clan. The new panda Tartan is primarily made up of black and white the colours of the panda with some gray to soften it, there is also red which symbolizes China, and green to represent bamboo the pandas main food source.

 

I ask you, does The Panda Chronicles know everything first, or what?

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Bob T. Panda