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Bob T. Panda
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Alas, Poor Twinkie…we will miss you……
Cuppycakes are in the news once again! This time, it’s not cuppycake confiscation, but the demise of an American institution…yes, those little packaged snack cakes that are alleged to have a shelf life of a million years, are on their way out!. I suppose that it is no mystery why the maker of Twinkies and Wonderbread has filed for bankruptcy. I can’t remember the last time I ate one. But still….
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
And Now, The Panda Kindergarten’s Tribute to the Year of the Dragon
Well, I wasn’t going to post this until tomorrow, but since in China it is already the Year of the Dragon, I thought I should go ahead and let you in on the P.K.’s celebration.
I’d also like to once again thank all my friends, old and new, who have succumbed to pandaphilia! It’s more fun with you than without you.
Be the Bear!
Bob T.(do you smell smoke?) Panda
And Now, The Panda Kindergarten’s Tribute to the Year of the Dragon
Well, I wasn’t going to post this until tomorrow, but since in China it is already the Year of the Dragon, I thought I should go ahead and let you in on the P.K.’s celebration.
I’d also like to once again thank all my friends, old and new, who have succumbed to pandaphilia! It’s more fun with you than without you.
Be the Bear!
Bob T.(do you smell smoke?) Panda
There is no amount of procrastination that can’t wait until tomorrow…..
Recently TWO generous (and, may I say astute?) readers of The Panda Chronicles have bestowed the Versatile Blogger Award on me, and I have been MOST negligent in fulfilling all the requirements of the office. I really have no excuse, other than that I have been busy drawing new panda cartoons, and the panda kindergarten hid my laptop. I think they have been watching panda videos on YouTube and then used the power cord to tie Bob up in the basement.
According to the rules of the Versatile Blogger Award, I must:
- Thank the award-giver and link back to them in your post.
- Share 7 things about yourself.
- Pass this award along to seven others.
- Contact your chosen bloggers to let them know about the award.
Right now I have two different people to thank and do all the other stuff, so I am going to multitask and combine these two award. What are you going to do? take it back? First I need to thank hungry4momos at http://stowawaytrain.com/2011/12/28/the-versatile-blogger-award-merry-christmas-to-me/ because, well, she nominated me first. And then, before I even finished all this WORK I now had to do, Then The Rubbe at http://therubbe.wordpress.com/2012/01/11/were-famous/ went and gave it to me AGAIN.
Ok, so…thanks. Don’t do it again. (Just kidding…It’s kind of like being prom queen, except I don’t have to wear a dress.) ( Now could someone give me “The Humorous Blogger Award?”)
My favorite part is coming up with 7 things that people might not know about me, so here goes:
1. I like to watch movies where lots of things blow up, usually after a very destructive car chase.
2. Mehitabel is a real, actual cat. She REALLY doesn’t like pandas.
3. The panda kindergarten is the expression of my deepest, inner self.
4. I have actually seen “the Nixon Pandas” (look it up).
5. In addition to cuppycakes, I am particularly fond of those little pink and white frosted animal crackers.
6. I do “voice overs” when watching panda videos, where I do dramatic presentations of what I think the pandas are saying.
7. I am not really a panda.
In the interest of further procrastination, I will nominate my versatile bloggees um…later. OK?
Well, you read this far, you should get a cartoon, so here it is!
Well, it is an election year!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Really, I am going to get the panda kindergarten to behave better…well maybe tomorrow
I don’t know what to tell you. The panda kindergarten swore to me that if I let them be in another cartoon, they would behave better. What can I say?
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Really, I am going to get the panda kindergarten to behave better…well maybe tomorrow
I don’t know what to tell you. The panda kindergarten swore to me that if I let them be in another cartoon, they would behave better. What can I say?
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Really, We Are Very Social…..
Something is really going to have to be done about the panda kindergarten.
Be the Bear
Bob T. Panda
A New Year in Panda Kindergarten! Resolutions? Um….nope.
Welcome to the 2012 Panda Chronicles, bringing new cartoons to you ! I hope I can have 2 or 3 new cartoons for you every week, but maybe I’m just dreaming. Anyway here IS a brand new cartoon, starring the panda kindergarten! It is inspired by one of my other favorite bear satirists, Misery Bear!
Um…it’s just maybe possible that Misery Bear is NOT the best role model for the panda kindergarten. We will work on that.
A New Year in Panda Kindergarten! Resolutions? Um….nope.
Welcome to the 2012 Panda Chronicles, bringing new cartoons to you ! I hope I can have 2 or 3 new cartoons for you every week, but maybe I’m just dreaming. Anyway here IS a brand new cartoon, starring the panda kindergarten! It is inspired by one of my other favorite bear satirists, Misery Bear!
Um…it’s just maybe possible that Misery Bear is NOT the best role model for the panda kindergarten. We will work on that.