Once again, a story has come across the airwaves that is just ripe for panda satire. And, as you know, we at the Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire can NEVER resist such a good story. It just makes me proud to be a cartoonist. The story of former Olympic torch bearers selling their torches on Ebay is one such story. Believe me, I am NOT making this up.
It’s all in the timing…..
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Well, the torch bears are at it again. Will they reach the Olympic Games in London in time? And what does dinosaur flatulence have to do with pandas? Tune in and see…..
Never underestimate the power of a good “fart joke”
Frommage, indeed!
Be the bear (oops)
Bob T. Panda
Well, the torch bears are at it again. Will they reach the Olympic Games in London in time? And what does dinosaur flatulence have to do with pandas? Tune in and see…..
Never underestimate the power of a good “fart joke”
Frommage, indeed!
Be the bear (oops)
Bob T. Panda
Alert Panda Chronicles reader Andrew S. mentioned that he got a very swell new car… a Fiat Panda! Huzzah! Panda Cars! So the pandas here at The Panda Chronicles thought this was to be celebrated.
Note to Andrew: Do NOT let the panda kindergarten have the keys to your car!
this one’s for you, Andrew!
Perhaps a THIRD chance is in order?
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Well, with Mini-Bob off gallivanting around London, the panda kindergarten is up to their old tricks. People always want to know (OK, I IMAGINE that people want to know this) just what goes on in the typical panda kindergarten classroom. Who teaches the panda kindergarten? Are there naps and snacks? Are there cuppycakes? There really should be cuppycakes.
"Class....Claaaas....CLASS!!!!!!!!!
HAVE A BEAR-Y GOOD WEEKEND!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
More than 24,000 visits! Huzzah
Well, with Mini-Bob off gallivanting around London, the panda kindergarten is up to their old tricks. People always want to know (OK, I IMAGINE that people want to know this) just what goes on in the typical panda kindergarten classroom. Who teaches the panda kindergarten? Are there naps and snacks? Are there cuppycakes? There really should be cuppycakes.
"Class....Claaaas....CLASS!!!!!!!!!
HAVE A BEAR-Y GOOD WEEKEND!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
More than 24,000 visits! Huzzah
Before we get to our feature presentation today, I’d like to give myself and all the pandas (AND MEHITABEL, didn’t you mean to say?) a quick pat on the head because we are less than 300 visits away from reaching 20,000 visits to The Panda Chronicles. I don’t know what this means in the real world, except that maybe you, dear reader, are coming back again and again and telling your friends, or mentioning it on your blogs. So whatever your doing, thanks. Be the Bear!
Run,kitty, run!
A big thanks and a Roll of Honor entry to Linda M. for her suggestion relating to cats and toilet paper! You da bear!
Bob T. Panda
Mehitabel's great escape....
We last saw Mehitabel being carried away as hostage to the panda kindergarten, who, in their own misguided way, were attempting to inspire people to sign on to the cartoon boss’s Kickstarter proposal. Several people signed on, but not nearly enough. Fortunately for Mehitabel, it distracted the panda kindergarten so that she could make an escape. But this is no time to relax! They are still after her! Can Mehitabel outrun the panda kindergarten? Will she reveal her hiding place after the insult of being called “Mr. Kitty?” The saga continues. 4 days left to support this worthy project!
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/arttraveler/painting-from-the-source-the-inspiration-of-italy
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Mehitabel's great escape....
We last saw Mehitabel being carried away as hostage to the panda kindergarten, who, in their own misguided way, were attempting to inspire people to sign on to the cartoon boss’s Kickstarter proposal. Several people signed on, but not nearly enough. Fortunately for Mehitabel, it distracted the panda kindergarten so that she could make an escape. But this is no time to relax! They are still after her! Can Mehitabel outrun the panda kindergarten? Will she reveal her hiding place after the insult of being called “Mr. Kitty?” The saga continues. 4 days left to support this worthy project!
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/arttraveler/painting-from-the-source-the-inspiration-of-italy
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
In case anyone missed the Year of the Dragon cartoon that ran last month, I repeat it for you now, along with further dragon year/panda kindergarten adventures.
Perhaps Bob’s next book could be The Panda Kindergarten That Played With a Blow Torch.
Be the Bear!
Bob T. (note to self: don’t forget to back up) Panda