After the Mitten’s Tower sign, anything would be an improvement, wouldn’t it?

Well, maybe not this…

Has anyone checked Babette de Panda’s tax returns yet?

And what ABOUT that pesky thingie in the Constitution about not profiting from elected office?

“Hey! I’m still back here!”

Apparently #HowardsEnd (my new name for the erstwhile coffee billionaire would-be-presidential candidate) was “wowing” the crowds once again at the SXSW conference in Austin Texas. And by “wowing” I mean underwhelming the audience with his continued lack of any kind of policy specifics/visions for America other than, “Democrats are socialists”; “Everyone is mean to me because I’m rich,” and “Democrats are the real spoilers” Wah, wah, wah.

Is this what you mean by a “listening tour?” Be better Howard.

Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda

2 thoughts on “After the Mitten’s Tower sign, anything would be an improvement, wouldn’t it?

  1. Candy Gai

    Howard fired my cousin. Personally. She was early in charge of mail order. Maybe before his arrival. So I’m yours to give direction.

    Why can I sign up for the Panda Chronicle with an Apple iCloud address but not for all the other Pandyland delights underneath such us Frogwell?

    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      I don’t know the answers to any of your tech questions. I am afraid I am a bear of very little brain, when it comes to these matters.

      I wonder who your cousin is, and if our work time overlapped. I worked there from around 1984 till early in 1988, just after the evil empire invaded and ruined Starbucks.


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