Loyalty Oaths

Omniscient Editor’s Note: It was bound to happen sooner or later…Princess Pinky would demand to know where Wu and the Meihems stand. Of course, this puts the Meihems in a very difficult position, vis a vis Bob and their political consulting firm. They are supposed to be working on Bob’s campaign video, not signing loyalty oaths for Pinky.

And they say politics makes strange bedfellows. very strange, indeed!

You can't make me....

You can’t make me….

How will this all end?

Meanwhile back at the panda ranch, Pinky’s real life brother turned three weeks old on Saturday, and is doing well. I think Pinky has plans for him….

Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda

BTW, did you know it is National Cup(py)cake Week this week? I’m ready to celabrate! Huzzah! I happy to report that my favorite London Cuppycake establishment got a mention as one of the 10 best cuppycakes in London.

 

 

 

19 thoughts on “Loyalty Oaths

  1. Ann Feldman

    I love Pinky’s facial expressions, but, um, maybe she should be running for something else other than President. “Godpanda” comes to mind as being more appropriate.

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Personally, I think that would be an excellent, not to say appropriate direction for Pinky’s career. I’m sure her mother would agree.

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    2. Winky Cat

      MOL, purrfect! Heck, she wouldn’t ebben hab to run, just hab da reigning “Godpanda” appoint her. Isn’t Pan-Pan da current “Godpanda, who more appropriate to pass da title too? And to avoid favoritism, Tia -Shan can be GP in China, Pinky in da US. Dat is unless Daddee Tian-Tain is next in line and objects!

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      1. Panda in Chief Post author

        Pinky says:” i like da idea of being da godpanda. can i do dat and be president too? just think how scared da speaker of da house would be if he woke up and there was a smooshed cuppycake wif teefmarks on da pillow next to him. i bet he would do anything pinky wanted. dis is a great improvement to my campaign! tanks, winky!”

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        1. Winky Cat

          I bet you do! We’ll talk when I get to DC! Have the nannykeepers reserve a “Pinky for Presydent” conference room for us, will let you know estimated date of arrival…

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          1. Panda in Chief Post author

            Wait…Pinky has a “Pinky for President” conferance room at the zoo? Aren’t there rules about that?

          2. Ann Feldman

            I don’t think that when that dear Mr. Rubenstein pledged another 4.5 mil to the zoo for Panda research, that it should go towards Pinky’s superpac.

          3. Panda in Chief Post author

            Well I certainly don’t think that money should go to Pinky’s campaign superpac either! This explains why she was looking so smug the other day, and the minions were laughing and pointing at me, saying, “you going DOWN unkka bob!”
            I will have to call Mr Rubenstein and make sure he knows that the money is for ALL the pandas and not just Pinky.

  2. Winky Cat

    Sign it or “paw” it!!! And we all know an “oaf” is much more ‘portant than a plain ol’ “oath” dat hoomins take. Luv dat Pinky is a “south paw”, like Presydent “O”!

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  3. Teresa

    oh, I wanna, I wanna sign that oath …. I’m a devoted follower of Pinky.
    I would like her to study a career, perhaps Art History … certainly she is a very young panda to assume the role of presydent … but no one can resist her desires
    #Vote4Pinky #Pinky4Presydent

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Pinky says, “i will have lots of time for careers after i am done being president, because, you know, i am so young and clever. it is true, no buddy can resist pinky, not ebben unkka bob. he doesn’t have a chance ‘gainst pinky. no offense unkka bob. pinky must speak da troof.”

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      I am working on a new story line for Pinky (not the GodPanda), another fractured literary classic. Stay tuned. I think the first episode will run next Sunday. Stay tuned!

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