The Tax Man Cometh (Beware the Ides of April)

For those of you who are waiting till the very very VERY last minute to do your taxes, Huzzah! You have until Tuesday! In addition to my own taxes, I have completed the Panda Kindergarten’s tax returns. Fortunately, none of us made any money, so that made it all so much simpler.

Hopefully, none of you show up at your accountant’s offices this way:


The only sure things are Pandas and taxes.

Apologies in advance to all of you who are waiting on the edge of your seats to read the continuation of Bubba and Pinky’s (and Ping!!!) story about going to visit Yip and Jip in Canada before they move to Calgary.  Not to worry, Bubba and the gang (and PINKY!!!) will return soon! I have been feverishly working on a response to the Foxxy “News” insulting report on pandas. Yeah, if we WANTED to bite you, you would be in big trouble!

No nonsense to be found here!

Panda on!
Bob T Panda

6 thoughts on “The Tax Man Cometh (Beware the Ides of April)

  1. Jeanie

    Oh, how many times I could have returned something except for that darned frosting (jam, syrup, gravy, ice cream, etc.) on the sleeve!

    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Welcome to my exclusive organization, Women Who Spill: a support group for, well, women who spill stuff on their clothes all the time. Frosting, I’d probably lick it off.

  2. Aimee Prefers Plants (@Aimee_Abq)

    Wouldn’t it be nice if our worthless congress actually did something like refuse to pay for all those trips to all those shoddy golf resorts until the human form of Mittens released his taxes? Can’t wait to see your response to that vapid fool on Foxxy.

    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Not to mention making those ” Oh boy I’m in the cabinet so I can charge all this luxury travel to THE GOVERNMENT!!!” slimeballs pay back the money they stole.

  3. Gina Koo

    I proudly admit that I haven’t filed my tax returns yet. I feverishly gathered and computed the majority of medical and donation receipts last night, then realized that I may be missing a financial statement. Thank goodness that I have until tomorrow to really start panicking. 🙂
    If only I could just turn in all of my receipts and let the government do the math. Or, maybe Pinky will offer her services.

    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Um…do you really want Pinky to help you prepare your return? I mean, if you were going to get a refund, she just might direct them to deposit it directly to her account.
      I hope tomorrow goes well! If you get into a time crunch call 1-800-Pinky$$
      What could possibly go wrong?


Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.