In the nick of time, which is how we do things around here anymore, we have our commentary on Mittens’ SOTU address, which takes place in a few hours from now. They are probably adjusting his chemical component, adding another layer of orange goo to his face, and making sure his tie is properly starched.

But really, the only version of the address on the SOTU you need to read is right here!

Be the Bear
Bob T State of the DIS-Union Panda