Category Archives: the essential pandaness of being

I want to have a paper bear that I can call my own…..

I’d like, for a moment, to step out of character, and speak to you as the humble (or not so humble) narrator of The Panda Chronicles.  First, I’d like to thank all of you who have joined in the fun this year.  I say this from the bottom of my heart, that Bob T. Panda and his friends have become stronger and funnier because you all are watching.  Whether it’s high art or low art, art needs to be seen and appreciated to really exist.  It’s kind of like Tinkerbelle.  If you don’t believe in her, she’ll fade and die.  Poof.  Blapp.

I’d also like to say, that as a full time artist for more than several decades, that the pandas bring me FUN in a way that painting has not, in some time.  Don’t get me wrong.  I love painting, and it continues to bring joy, satisfaction and gratification (not to mention $$$) into my life.  Make no mistake about it, just because you love something, that doesn’t mean it isn’t work, particularly when you spend 40 or more hours a week engaging in it, not to mention all the “non-art” stuff you have to do in order to make a living at it.  Not that I’m complaining.  What other work can a person do at home with their cat on the drawing table?  Be that as it may, drawing pandas is FUN with a capital F.  Thinking up things for my pandas to do and say is even more fun and often makes me laugh out loud.  And yes, Virginia, there is a Mehitabel.  While she is named for a literary cat (from The Lives and Times of Archie and Mehitabel) she is an actual flesh and fur 15 year-old cat, who can still jump onto my drawing table from the floor.

Enough seriousness….

So here’s where the fun comes in. As a special present for Christmas/ Hanukah/ Kwanza/ Solstice or what ever the heck you want to celebrate this time of year, I propose a fun, interactive project.  Uh oh, you say.  Whenever my yoga teacher says she has something ‘fun’ for us, it usually means 74 sun-salutes with an extended hold in downward facing dog or some such nonsense.  No, this will actually be much more fun.  Introducing the Babette de` Panda paper panda!  And her first outfit!  Remember paper dolls? You cut them out and then you cut out all their little outfits (oops! Don’t cut off the tabs!) And then you change their clothes and have a party.  I’ll make a new outfit every now and again so that you can change Babette’s wardrobe. (She simply hates wearing the same outfit two days in a row!!)  Today’s pandas are presented in a higher resolution size than normal, so that you can print them out.  I suggest gluing Babette to a piece of cardboard so she can stand up.  You could print a whole army of Babettes and have a cocktail party!

Here’s the “interactive” part:  after everyone prints, cuts out, and dresses Babette in her outfit, I want you to photograph her and post the picture on Bob the Panda’s fan page on Face book.  Feel free to post your photograph on your own page or send it to your other FB friends.  You can even print out a little crowd of “Babettes” and have your own little choir de` Babette. I ask only a few things in return (oh, there’s always a catch, isn’t there?):

  1. You “like” the Bob the Panda page.
  2. You link back to The Panda Chronicles or “introduce” panda friendly people to Bob T. Panda
  3.  You may not put Babette on anything that is for sale.

Other than that, the only requirement is that you have fun with this.  I will come up with some sort of actual prize for the most creative photo of Babette submitted by December 31st.  A committee of Babette, her special friend, Victory and myself will determine the winner.

Technical note: It helps to print these on light cardstock, and glue an extra layer on “Babette” before cutting out.  You can the make a triangle out of light weight cardboard which has a fold at the bottom so that she can stand up.  I’m hoping the automatic resizing that happens when I put a picture on the blog doesn’t screw up the scale.  If it does, you may have to mess with print sizes a little bit.  Also, don’t separate the hat from the rest of the outfit.

Be the (funloving) Bear

Bob T. Panda

Pandas painting at the National Zoo?

So what’s this I hear about pandas at the National Zoo in Washington DC taking up painting?  Are they trying to step on my paws?  I thought I was the only panda who was also a painter.  The next thing you know, they’ll be drawing cartoons!  I guess I’ll have to get over it, but I like being special.

Be the (grumbly) Bear

Bob T. Panda

Oh my gosh It’s Day 27, with an added bonus! Tails (!) from Black (and White) Friday

I try not to listen to the news too much because it just depresses the heck out of me.  Just what are some people thinking as they go about their business?  This is not limited to “People in the News” such as celebrities or politicians.  Sometimes your everyday person on the street makes a decision that is so boneheaded you wonder how they can remember to breathe.  A case in point is the person who thought it would be a really good idea to take pepper spray when she hit the Black Friday sales, to make sure she had no competition at the sale table.  Pandas, of course would never do anything so thoughtless.  As we see from the following cartoon, Bob has a much more …um …organic solution to the art of competitive shopping.

Black friday shopping tactics

See what I mean?

And now, without further ado, here is day 27 of 30 Days of Pandas!  I’m almost done….I think they are all going to fit!

Be the Bear (poof!)

Bob T. Panda

(sorry for the multiple updates…I must not ne awake yet.)

Oh my gosh It’s Day 27, with an added bonus! Tails (!) from Black (and White) Friday

I try not to listen to the news too much because it just depresses the heck out of me.  Just what are some people thinking as they go about their business?  This is not limited to “People in the News” such as celebrities or politicians.  Sometimes your everyday person on the street makes a decision that is so boneheaded you wonder how they can remember to breathe.  A case in point is the person who thought it would be a really good idea to take pepper spray when she hit the Black Friday sales, to make sure she had no competition at the sale table.  Pandas, of course would never do anything so thoughtless.  As we see from the following cartoon, Bob has a much more …um …organic solution to the art of competitive shopping.

Black friday shopping tactics

See what I mean?

And now, without further ado, here is day 27 of 30 Days of Pandas!  I’m almost done….I think they are all going to fit!

Be the Bear (poof!)

Bob T. Panda

(sorry for the multiple updates…I must not ne awake yet.)

Oh this is 22 and my paw is on your shoe….

Well, it’s a good thing the month is almost over, because I’m running out of clever ways to avoid saying “30 days of Pandas, day 20-whatever.”  It should now be obvious that this is a tribute to the video, “Pandas on a Slide” which was one of the first I watched, and then completely pushed me over the edge to Panda-mania, till I had absolutely NO choice, but to have a cross species transformation and become a panda,myself.  Bring on the cuppycakes!

30 days of pandas day 22

Be the Bear

Bob T. (maybe a bonus cartoon today later!) Panda

Hooray! Pizza IS a Vegetable!

Woke up to news today on the radio that Michelle Obama was pissed off that schools were allowed to count pizza as a vegetable.  Now, we pandas really like Michelle (so, if you are a republican or tea party enthusiast you can stop reading right now and cancel your subscription) but we think she has crossed the line on this one.  I was really sure that french fries are vegetables too.  I’m still planning on voting for your husband next year, but I think you need to back off on the pizza thing.  I’m just sayin’, ya’ know?  Other than that you are really awesome.

Be the Bear.

Bob T. (Just say “Panda-sizeMe”) Panda

It’s Daylight LosingTime (a week late, but hey, what’s time to a panda?)

Trying to teach the panda kindergarten complicated concepts like daylight savings time and daylight losing time…well, who has the time?

Be the Bear

Bob T.Panda