We do, that’s who. Silly is what pandas do best, and if you don’t believe me, watch an actual panda video with real toddler pandas.
So for your weekend entertainment, we have the panda kindergarten singing their run-away (meaning, that when people hear it, they run away) hit from the most famous panda musical of all times, “Panda on the Roof.” Of course I am referring to that haunting melody, “If I were a Panda.”
So, you know how sometimes you get a song stuck in your head, and you can’t get it out, and it’s usually something that is REALLY annoying? Well, this is one of those songs. So whatever you do…DO NOT START SINGING THIS SONG ALONG WITH THE PANDA KINDERGARTEN.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you!
I’ve been told that the ONLY way to STOP singing this song, is to go to my Kickstarter site and make a pledge to order a copy of this book. See the link at the right or click on the one below!
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Darn it Bob T. Panda~~~and you know what I really mean to say~~~~on the second reading I started SINGING IT……….iF TOO MANY FOLKS FORWARD THIS ON THEY MIGHT BE AN AVALANCHE OF NEW MEMBERS, AND ALL OF YOUR TIME WILL BE SPENT WITH THEM AND NOT YOUR pANDAS….well you know what I mean, I hit the ;caps lock instead of the A….I got to stop doing that!!!!! Date: Fri, 24 Aug 2012 17:50:01 +0000 To: firstname.lastname@example.org
Heh, heh, heh…my evil plan is working! Bwahaha! Huzzah!
Fortunately, I have already taken the vaccine.
Are you SURE the vaccine is effective in this situation? Just askin’…Be the bear!
Oh my goodness, Bob T Panda – I cannot tell you how many times that I laughed out loud at this! Seriously. I thought the ‘panda, panda, panda’ bit was hysterical but then all of the other refrains were brilliant too! ‘Growly’ had me in hysterics. I really hope this one will make it to the book! 🙂
I have been singing it all day myself, and am trying to infect as many people as possible. My favorite verse is the one about the grizzly bears…I do not eat hikers in the woods, I don’t think a panda should! Wheee!
Laughing is good for us, and I am glad to help!
SO FUNNY! Seriously. I have been very hungover today (Bad Kate!) and as I was sitting on the couch waiting for my man to make me food (lol – just so you know, I was the hunter/gatherer, he was just the nice little wife today! 😉 ) he started singing ‘If I was a rich man…’ I immediately said: “Why are you singing that?!” and it turns out he had been watching a review of it. I told him all about your cartoon and he was in hysterics in the kitchen, so then I showed him…!!! WE LOVE IT! 🙂
He is obviously a man of taste and refinement.
I approve heartily:-)
True. Very true. He will appreciate that comment. 🙂