Well, that was a dramatic announcement last week, wasn’t it? Pinky has informed her mother that she will be running for president! But….I got three whole (very sincere) votes in the last election! Doesn’t that count for anything?
Bob wouldn’t try anything sneaky, would he? Would he???????
Oh my goodness! Trying to discredit his opponent – Bob really is thinking like a politician!!
He did learn some things from Mittens last time around. I have not heard if Mittens is planning for another run at the presidency. He will have met his match with Pinky.
It may not be hard to do…
— Is Pinky of age per the Constitution?
— Is she a citizen?
— And how many signatures are on her nominating pawtition?
— What are the finances of her PAC (Panda Action Committee)?
I can bearly wait to see how this turns out.
Details, details details! we are ENDANGERED! the rules don’t apply to pandas! Besides, Pinky was born in this country, even if her parents are Chinese, and maybe in panda years, she is of age. As you will see in the weeks to come, Pinky has many signatures on her nominating pawtition, if you are counting views on the panda cam, that is. 38 million. Is that enough?
Meanwhile, check out the ‘toon coming on Wednesday for information on one of Pinky’s fundraising …um…ideas.
I would love to see Bob T Panda up to some devious no good. With cuppycakes and buttercream coconut frosting. Yum.
Bob is not going to take this challenge lying down…well, unless it’s nap time, of course.