If I Have But One Life to Live, Let Me Live it as a Panda!

All My Pandas......

When I was in panda kindergarten, sometimes we would get to watch the soap operas on our big screen TV back in the den.  I love how nothing ever really happened from day to day, but the “not happening” was filled with such drama!  We at the Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire felt that the time was right for an all panda soap opera!  We have such depth of character don’t you think?  And getting international panda star, Babette de Panda to take a leading role…. well, you be the judge!

Be the Bear!

Bob T.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today! We reach new lows in bad taste! (or is it highs in bad taste?)

Naughty bear or cuddly menace? You be the judge! Tune in next time for Bai Yun: naughty panda?

Sometimes I think the internet just exists to inform me of things that would be in incredibly bad taste to make fun of.  But then, I just can’t resist!

Be the Bear!!!!

Announcing the World’s FIRST PandaRama!

The pandarama

As if I don’t have enough to do, today I invented the world’s first Pandarama!  Why?  I say, why not? After all, what could be better than multiple layers of pandas in the round, as it were?  This impressive bit of cutting and pasting was actually inspired by a real art historical phenomenon. I am of course speaking of Mesdag’s Panorama, which still exists in the Hague in Holland.  Mesdag was a late 19th century painter with enough family money to have a lovely little mansion in the Hague which is now a jewel box of a museum.  He got this idea to make a giant painting in the round, of the seashore, and got a bunch of his artist pals to join him in painting this big circular painting in a building where it still resides today. On walking up the stairs, you find yourself in a large circular room, and you are at the beach!  There is sand and everything.

I don’t know that I will make a pandarama that you can walk into, but I will make more. It’s just way too fun.

Be the Bear!

Close-upof the Pandarama

Here come the Torch Bears!!!!!

Did the Torch Bears take a wrong turn????

Working on the assumption that it is never too early to be premature, the Torch Bears are starting their Olympic journey now!  Unfortunately it seems they got their instructions crossways, and were under the impression that the crowds gathered at Westminster Cathedral were there to see them off on their journey rather than to attend the Royal Wedding.  Oops! Well, gosh… who doesn’t love pandas???

Be the Bear!

Wahoo Panda Dance! A NEW Cartoon!

In our never ending quest to make fun of absolutely everything, we once again lampoon the world of books. And, we do solemnly swear that we will come up with a new cartoon once a week!!!!  Can we do it? Are we not bears?  We have a few ideas up our sleeves, that is if pandas HAD sleeves.

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda

Wahoo Panda Dance! A NEW Cartoon!

In our never ending quest to make fun of absolutely everything, we once again lampoon the world of books. And, we do solemnly swear that we will come up with a new cartoon once a week!!!!  Can we do it? Are we not bears?  We have a few ideas up our sleeves, that is if pandas HAD sleeves.

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda