Oh yes, it is panda birthday season now and it’s in full swing! But two of the stars of panda birthday season have birthdays in just a few more days. Last Friday we saw some of Pinky’s greatest moments and now it is Bubba’s turn!
But first, we have just returned from secret talks in an undisclosed location!
Can you guess where?
We think you’re really swell
Meanwhile south of you
We are so ashamed
We’ve really gone to hell
Your country’s very grand
The premier he fights
A panda in each hand!
Your Premier’s really cute
In a kilt he rocks,
Even on the beach,
And in a formal suit!
We had a real good time
And now that global warming’s here
You make some real good wine!
The US is a dump
We look longingly
Cross the border cause
You don’t have Donald Trump
But now, let’s get the birthday season rolling!
Of course, you can read ALL of Bubba’s (Pinky: and Pinky’s!!!!!) ‘toons in Book 7 of The Panda Chronicles: Don’t call mee boo boo!
Bob T Panda
Love the revised lyrics. I have taken to having wine every night.
I am self medicating with cuppycakes and ice cream as well. If you make a tiny batch of frosting and eat it in front of binge watching the West Wing TV series, that’s okay, right? Right?
I’m also binge watching da WesWing! Gotta get a batch of icing!
Icing is good. I’ve been making peanut butter/chocolate. Yum.
That Canada song is brilliant – especially fighting for diversity with a panda in each hand! Unka Justin is the only one keeping me sane at the moment. Wish Bubba would offer me a bootini 🙂
It’s a wonder we are not all 400 pound raving alcoholics. I did not listen to dRump’s diatribe tonight. Following along on Twitter was bad enough.
Glad you liked my song. I can envision it being sung by a full chorus with maybe a string or brass section behind the singers.
And maybe some Canadian Mounties 🙂
Heh! I do like a man on a horse in uniform!
When Unka Justin played Talbot Papineau, he wore a uniform, rode a horse, and carried a dog! Today he’d probably carry two pandas – Huzzah!
I bet he would! Did you see someone made a butter sculpture of Unka Justin with two pandas on his lap? I’ll see if I can find the link later. It is hilarious!
I found butter Justin!
Inspiring, isn’t it? I’m not sure of what, but who wouldn’t want a couple hundred pounds of butter shaped like Unka Justin and his pandas?
Well I’m inspired! I was thinking the sculpture could feature in a Panda Chronicles cartoon. The Canadian Twinkies could get excited that they have been immortalised in butter. You know who can get mad. Bubba saves the day by eating the sculpture! You really have turned my brain onto pandas – thanks for that 🙂
As we all know, butter is a key component in frosting. It would be a shame if Bubba ate the sculpture….hmmmmm…