Here Comes Mittens

Oh yeah. Mittens the Cat is back and as I previously might have mentioned, once or twice, it is really hard to make stuff up when the stuff you read on the news is already so absurd. As the Nihilists said in The Big Leibowski, “It’s just not fair!” Oh, yeah, here comes Mittens the Cat!

The disappearance of Mr. Bun has taken a back seat to the debate between Princess Pinky, Bob T. Panda, and Mittens the Cat. Tell me when it’s all over…I don’t think I can bear to watch!

"You are all Losers!" - Mittens the Cat

“You are all Losers!” – Mittens the Cat

What’s that you say? Mittens bears some resemblance to one of this year’s Presidential candidates? Imagine that! well, if all of this year’s political shenanigans has got you down, get yourself a beer, some cuppycakes, and sit a spell and watch this video by my pal Doxiemom made of Bubba and his mom! I hear panda videos are very relaxing and we are going to need all the relaxing we can get this summer and fall!

Be the Bear,
Bob T Panda

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31 thoughts on “Here Comes Mittens

    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Thanks! It was fun in a kind of can’t-look-way-from-the-train-wreck kind of way. More to come!

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  1. Cameron Cat

    “The disappearance of Mr. Bun has taken a back seat…”

    A tragedy in itself, but I had Mr. Bun figured as Mittens’s running mate.
    What a ticket that’d be.

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Mr. Bun does not, I repeat, does NOT approve of Mittens or his tactics. Mr. Bun is…um…in transit.

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Yeah, I think Pinky is up to the challenge. I’m not sure about Bob, though. He is very sensitive.

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  2. Diana Sutton

    I think you are right on about the current political climate….panda viewing and more panda viewing will be prescribed!!!

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Bring on pandas on a slide, pandas raking leaves, and all the other panda videos. I hear they are very relaxing!

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        1. Panda in Chief Post author

          That sounds like an excellent idea! Please appeal to any powers you can think of that he does not become panderer in chief.

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  3. Paul

    Unbelievable, unbelievable debate – and Mittens is Honest, Honest, Honest. I can’t believe that I Mittens is coming now, when the people have spoken, the people who know what they want, the people who I could shoot in the street and they’d still vote for me, Mittens, Mittens – the cat that all the females want , are calling all day and night to get close to me, Mittens, because I know how to fix it all – just print more money, what, are they stupid,so easy to fix. And as the one who had the idea, I get every second dollar they print- see I’m not taking the first dollar like so many politicians would, I’m taking the second dollar, because I’m already rich, so rich I can’t tell you how rich because it is a State secret – and Homeland knows because they have to but they don’t tell anyone. I’m the Mittens that will tell it like it is, I’m the Mittens the people want – that they’ll get shot for because they know I’m the cat for the job – because I’m unbelievably, unbelievably rich and only Homeland knows how rich.

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Mittens: “I could hork up a hairball on fifth avenue and people would still vote for me.”
      Pinky: “In your dreams!”

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  4. Sue Marquez Coad

    Mittens must somehow have become the director of the asylum since he’s out & about !! But regardless of how arrogant & nuts he is, Pinky will foil his ambitions !! Nobody but nobody can match wits with Pinky & win !! Pinky4President !!

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  5. Gina Koo

    Pinky is looking less than amused with Mittens’ attitude and panda insults. He’d better quit while he’s ahead . . . and still has a head. Mittens doesn’t know who he’s messing with.
    Bob looked like he’s ready to cry.

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Pinky is very much not amused with Mitten’s antics. I think she has Bubba trying to find where mommee hid her magical wand, so that she can “take care of things.”
      Bob is very sensitive. And he thought Pinky was bad.

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      1. Winky Cat

        OOOO! Please find it Bubba! After Pinky has used her wand to “take care of things”, Cee wants to know, if she can wave it around on da crazy peeps who tink DT is da greatest ting walking?

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        1. Panda in Chief Post author

          Bubba: you can borrow it if yoo promise to bee careful…um…and don’ tell pinky i gave it yoo, ‘kay?

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          1. Winky Cat

            Promise & “pinky–swear”!! Tee hee! But me tink Pinky would unnerstand & approve ’cause Cee wants to use it for a good cause!

  6. Winky Cat

    OMG! Mittens is too much like a certain human candidate. Look at those insults! Pinky (Bob too!) make sure Mittens is flea/tick/scurvy/lice dipped before debates, and you’re wearing industrial-strength varmint collars! Goodness knows what is hiding in dat do!

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