In our never ending quest to make fun of absolutely everything, we once again lampoon the world of books. And, we do solemnly swear that we will come up with a new cartoon once a week!!!! Can we do it? Are we not bears? We have a few ideas up our sleeves, that is if pandas HAD sleeves.
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
In our never ending quest to make fun of absolutely everything, we once again lampoon the world of books. And, we do solemnly swear that we will come up with a new cartoon once a week!!!! Can we do it? Are we not bears? We have a few ideas up our sleeves, that is if pandas HAD sleeves.
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
another boring rerun
OK, OK I know I’ve said this before, but I really will start doing some new cartoons this week and actually posting them in a timely manner. Really.
Bob T Panda
another boring rerun
OK, OK I know I’ve said this before, but I really will start doing some new cartoons this week and actually posting them in a timely manner. Really.
Bob T Panda
Well the “Pandas for President” movement is heating up fast! I already have two (count ’em, 2 actual supporters, although one said she would jump ship if someone else was available) I am working on my stumpy speech (that is a speech written by someone with a stumpy tail, I think) and getting platform shoes and making up a bunch of stuff…oops I mean reviewing my accomplishments. So, vote for me and I promise to serve cuppy cakes at the White House to all visitors who voted for me. I also will think about a new paint job as just “white” does not reflect the essential pandaness of being!
Be the Bear!
Vote for Bob!
Operating under the assumption that if ALL the other idiots are starting to campaign for president for the 2012 election already, than I, Bob T. Panda must announce my candidacy for that office. I understand it comes with a house and a personal chef and my very own airplane and EVERYTHING!!!! I bet I could have a different kind of cuppycake every day! Maybe two kinds. I would have to have a specially designed Pandair plane of course. Do you think I would get paid?
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Operating under the assumption that if ALL the other idiots are starting to campaign for president for the 2012 election already, than I, Bob T. Panda must announce my candidacy for that office. I understand it comes with a house and a personal chef and my very own airplane and EVERYTHING!!!! I bet I could have a different kind of cuppycake every day! Maybe two kinds. I would have to have a specially designed Pandair plane of course. Do you think I would get paid?
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
I can’t tell you how cool it is to spend my days here in Pandyland! I also have to send out a big pandy thank you to Henry Nicholls, an actual real author, who wrote The Way of the Panda. He is responsible for coining the phrase, contemporary panda satire, for which one of my dear friends would like to have a word about that, if an ocean didn’t separate him from Henry. Since I am never one to resist the temptation of taking a phrase and running it into the ground, I took the liberty of appropriating the phrase to create the Institute of Contemporary Panda Satire. I have also declared myself the directure of said institute, as well as the leading practitioner of contemporary panda satire. To be honest, I’m not sure that it’s a very crowded field, but I thought it would be good to get in on the ground floor.
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Recent news on panda misconduct reached our enquiring minds last week, when news of Bai Yun’s misconstrued expression of affection gave the mistaken impression that maybe, just maybe, Bai Yun took the tiniest nip of her attendants’s leg. Really tiny, we swear. “Lunch was late.” claims Bai Yun. “I just don’t know what all the fuss is about!”
Bai Yun will be appearing on the Mehitabel Tonite! show later this month, for a special show called, “Pandas who might be the tiniest bit Naughty” Check your local listings!
And a big pandy thank you to our newest subscribers! Be the Bear!!!!!!
See ya next time!
Power to the pandas!!!!!
Bob T. Panda
While we at Way Better Than Working subscribe to the philosophy, “technology when it suits us,” we think things have gone WAY too far!!!! The other day we heard a report on NPR (that’s National Panda Radio, in case you’ve forgotten) which talks about the new generation of…gasp… I can hardly say the word…bathroom scales. We, of course, threw ours out years ago, because it interfered with our devotion to cuppycakes, so imagine our horror when we heard that they had come out with a scale thast could post the results directly to twitter. Is there no end to the dastardlyness of inventors of new gizmos and gadgets? What IS a panda to do?
Be the Bear, of course!
Cuppycakes, anyone?
Bob T. Panda