Pinky has an idea: bear and breakfast !
It is an idea that could make her LOTS of money for her cubpaign.
It is also an idea that could get her into lots of trouble with Mommee and the zoo director.
But when has that ever stopped Pinky?
Aren’t you already in enough trouble, Pinky?
Meanwhile, the end of summer approaches and Lun Lun is waiting in her den, hopefully cubs are on the way soon! Stay tuned! You’ll know as soon as we do (or maybe even before!) Panda keepers and veterinarians are on the job round the clock now, and with twins, that will go on for some time.
Be the (expectant) Bear!
Bob T panda
I do not have a good feeling about this revelation; in reflection I do. It will be enormous fun. I look forward to Pinky the Innkeeper. At caper’s end will Pinky shift responsibility if customers are unsatisfied? Perhaps to Victoria on someone with colorful locks and double initials?
Pinky can not believe that any of her customers would be unhappy with the experience. Um…as long as they don’t mind a little mess. (Her room is always a mess in the morning!)
Probably better than Bates Motel at any rate. But if you tick Pinky off you’d better not take a shower.
And don’t even think about taking Mr. Bun for yourself!
I don’t think I would want to sleep with Pinky. (Just sayin’) Bubba a different story. He’d make a nice soft pillow.
Yeah, Pinky’s apawrtment is always quite a disaster area first thing in the morning when her staff comes in to clean. Well, that is just part of the Pinky experience. I’m sure, if the price is right, Pinky would be happy to loan her brother out.
“Bear and Breakfast” – me love it!
Hey, how about dis? We can offer “special guests” (i.e. REAL BIG DONORS) an opportunity (for an additional generous donation) to “Roll with da Cubidate on Panda One Luxury Motor Coach”, for limited time periods, while we’re on vacay!
(Separate, remote quarters & visits from da Pandas, by appt only!)
Hoomin guests MUST produce proof of rabies shots, clear flea & tick records, and absolutely NO records will be ‘cepted from Dr??? Harold Bornstein!
OooH! That offer might get some big contribution! I’d love to ride in the Panda One Luxury motor coach.
Of course you’ll be riding in Panda One, Bob! After all, you are going to hab a beary ‘portant Cabynet post…”Secretary of Binky Bars” with “Elder States-Bear Status” once Pinky is formally ‘lected Presydent!
Yes, we will hab fun, time to relax, but dis is also going to a “working vacay – cubpaign tour”.
I’m packing my security blankie and extra Binky Bars for the trip! It would not do for the future Secretary of Binky Bars to be without them! Um….can I ride “shotgun”?
Cool! Special security will be provided for da Binky Bars, we don’t want dem to disappear before da motor coach ebben takes off.
Big Ted, Pinky’s “Head of Bearcurity”, will be doing most of da driving & me sure he would lub the company!
Me is so excited, dis is going to be a super-fun trip!
I will keep a VERY close eye on the Binky Bars! This will be an excellent trip!
Maybe Dr. What’ssis Face could calm Pinky down a bit…seem like a very laid back guy. (One of our doormen suggested, um, stoner…
You mean He Who Can Not Be Named’s alleged doctor? Definitely a stoner. Probably everything in the photo is fake.
Another reason for pandas to come to Washington State! Pot is legal here.
Me wouldn’t let that quack trim my whiskers! Completely agree with your doorman!
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I guess Pinky had forgotten all about her wonderful money-making idea of taking selfies with the zoo animals, how disastrous that plan turned out. Wait until Mommee and the Zoo Director hears about this one (although I’d jump at the chance to snuggle up with Bubba any day).
Pinky tells me that her selfie fundraising plan was NOT a disaster, she made significant income for her cubpaign, before unenlightened individuals who shall not be named thismeansyoumommee! shut down her very clever plan.
I fear that Mommee and the Zoo Director will not like this plan any better. But in the unfortunate event that Pinky fails to get this scheme off the ground, she has recently come up with an even better plan. Stay tuned!
An even better plan in case this fails to take off?! Oh dear, should I be afraid now or later?
I would suggest both.
Huzzah!! I’m so excited that Pinky has been inspired by one of our zoos. As an Australian, can I get a discount on my evening with Pinky?
And I love how protective of Banky Pig Bubba is – smart boy 🙂
I will explain to her that you are responsible for her knowing about this idea, so of course she should give you a discount! (Don’t expect it to be much. Pinky is in high gear raising funds for her cubpaign and the days tick down to election day!)
I’ll bring some special Lamington Cuppycakes that she can charge an exorbitant price for. Pinky needs funds!!!
Yes, Pinky’s campaign needs all the funds she can get! Special cuppycake bake sale would be divine! The Binky Bar budget has gone through the roof!