As the Net Closes, the Beast Growls Menacingly

We were afraid that the more crimes were revealed, the more the current occupier of the WH would become dangerous. Make no mistake, HWMNBN and his evil spokes minions are pulling out all the stops.

I mean, when you have an entire TV network repeating and magnifying your message, how can the rational part of the country counteract the misinformation?

Foxy News, your name is…um…mud.

Did I just see what I thought I saw?

Keep the faith, folks!
Bob T panda

12 thoughts on “As the Net Closes, the Beast Growls Menacingly

  1. Aimee W

    What we need is a very large dump truck full of Elephant (and lots of other animal) poo dumped on the whole lot of them. If they are going to spew crap, they need to be wear it too. Sigh. And it’s only Tuesday.

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      That is so very tempting. Can’t you see Redd leading all the elephants from SNZ over to let loose on the WH occupiers?

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  2. Lora Schweikert

    We need to have an elephant visit the White House and help us “dump” He Who Won’t Be Named. I knew I loved elephants for a good reason.

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      I’ve been watching the elephants at San Diego Safari park, because they have 2 little ones. Elephants are amazing! Very smart, and they look out for each other. They might need to “sit” on individual 1 Jr.’s

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      1. billieandhersite

        What a marvelous idea! Are merit badges given for such important work!?We must consult the Meihems! And how much merit is given for sitting on his head? Do measurements have to be taken? Poo measuring could become an Olympic sport!
        We may be on to something here!

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        1. Panda in Chief Post author

          Heh! I’m sure the Meihems would have all the information about that. I shall consult with them.

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      2. Lora Schweikert

        I’ve been watching the elephant cam at the San Diego Safari Park too. The older females keep a close watch on those young elephants. One of the youngsters is slightly older than his smaller “cousin” so was bigger for a while The Mamma and Aunties would swoop in to stop him if he got too rough playing with the younger one. Excellent parenting skills.

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        1. Panda in Chief Post author

          It goes without saying that we could learn much from the heffalumps. What does it say about us when animals are more humane than humans?

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      I’m pretty sure that the Dotard in Chief probably poured concrete over Michelle Obama’s vegetable gardens. Don’t get me started.

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