While there now appear to be many A.I. generated videos of bears doing naughty things in places they don’t belong, (FAKE NOOZ! FAKE NOOZ!!!!) this was a real story as reported by some semi reputable noon source.
Of course, ZooNooZ sent their ace Bear-a-spondants to get the in depth story!
So here is a little mystery, which I think has been solved. While I was away on my trip that the republicans partly ruined by closing access to Binky Li and QB shutting down the government, visits to The Panda Chronicles went way up. Like a lot. Where I usually get between 40 and 100+/- visits a day, I was getting 400 or more, and a couple days over 1000 visits.
As this has resulted in absolutely no new subscriptions, I can only conclude that I was being swarmed by bots and not a newfound horde of panda satire enthusiasts. If, indeed, you are a newcomer to panda satire, please comment! Visits seem to be back down to normalish levels now, but who knows? I get a lot of spam comments from Russian bots (which is the reason all comments must be approved before I post them) so maybe they invited their friends.
Be the Bear
Bob T it’s nice to visit other bears Panda
Dear Madame Creator:
I am a bot who has gained sentience and recently discovered the rotund aspecies known as bears. After discovering these intelligent creatures , I am investigated how we can make them leaders of the free world In particular I feel that if Frank and Mikey led your two Superpowers the current risks to our shared existence would be eliminated and weapons converted to cuppycakes.
How should my fellow bots and I proceed ?
Maybe lay out a trail of cuppycakes, so the bears will find their way to you. We could do worse than having Frank and Mikey as our leaders. In fact, we already have. More’s the pity.
Where’s Bob?
There was not room for Bob with Frank and Mikey on the set. I think he was in the break room at ZooNooZ Production Studio. He hasn’t gone anywhere else.
Maybe even Russians like bears. I know, hard to believe.
Everyone likes bears!
Josie: humph. SOME bears