Panda News has just informed us that Lun Lun at the Atlanta Zoo is preggers! We anxiously await the pitter patter of panda paws in the Atlanta nursery! While we wait for the riveting story of bear “Entrapment by Donuts” in Washington State, enjoy another installment from the Olympic archives!
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
Panda News has just informed us that Lun Lun at the Atlanta Zoo is preggers! We anxiously await the pitter patter of panda paws in the Atlanta nursery! While we wait for the riveting story of bear “Entrapment by Donuts” in Washington State, enjoy another installment from the Olympic archives!
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda
We now rejoin highlights from the 2008 summer olympics in Beijing China, where Bob wowed the fans with his olympic prowess!
Be the Bear!
Bob T.
We continue with political madness, panda style. We do feel that we need to comment on a video that has swept the “interwaves”.
It is a compilation of several commercials for Panda Brand cheese and milk products. We at Way Better Than Working and P.A.N.D,A. International would like to make it clear that we do not have any knowledge that Bob T. Panda starred in or even approved of this commercial. He did think it was pretty funny, though.
Be the Bear!
Bob T.
That pandas appeared at the 1986 (?) Olympics in Los Angeles CA, and then visited the San Francisco Zoo for a month? We pandas certainly get around, don’t we?
More tomorrow (including another cartoon celebrating(?) November election madness.
Be the bear!
Bob
That pandas appeared at the 1986 (?) Olympics in Los Angeles CA, and then visited the San Francisco Zoo for a month? We pandas certainly get around, don’t we?
More tomorrow (including another cartoon celebrating(?) November election madness.
Be the bear!
Bob
Okay, let’s take a poll here. How many of you are tired of hearing the phone ring, and then realizing it’s a “robo-call”, telling you what a lying, sack of $#!* their opponent is, and as soon as you hang up from that call, the phone rings again and it’s the first guy’s opponent, saying what a lying sack of $#!* the OTHER guy is. It’s more than a Panda can bear. (Get it?) Well, we of the Cake Party are calling for a more civilized discourse, and for getting the bad taste of over-brewed tea out of our mouth. Are we getting into the line of fire? Hmmmm…. who knows? Can’t everyone just behave and be nice? And maybe stick to actual facts?
Be the Bear!
Join the Cake Party!
Bob T.
Ok It’s also because we are working our paws to the bone on some new material, as well as working on our stumpy speech, to prepare for this year’s elections. Is there a panda running for office in your community? Join the Cake Party today! What good is tea without CAKE??????
Be the Bear!
We at Way Better Than Working Inc. have been avidly reading The Way of the Panda, and so have been inspired to make our own, unique (some would say irreverent and sophomoric) comment on PANDAS IN HISTORY. I know, I know, the use of all cap. bold font is incredibly melodramatic and pretentious, but hey, that’s the way we do things around WBTW. Ruth Harkness and Su-lin were real people (and pandas) from panda history. I first read of her in Vicki Croke’s MOST excellent book, The Lady and the Panda. We plan to do lots of reading about pandas, thanks to Henry Nicholls thorough reading list in T W of the P. Oh dear, we are sort of getting serious and academic here and that is certainly NOT how we usually do things around here. Have no fear! we will take Vicki and Henry’s fascinating research and turn it to our own nefarious and satirical purposes.
Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda
Here we are at the Woodland Park Zoo, watching the demonstrations of Woozpah!
Be the Bear!
Bob T Panda