Let’s Get These Bears on the Road!

A busy day here at Panda Satire (Institute of Contemporary Thereof) headquarters, but we pulled this one out of our…well, you know.

Frank, Mikey, and Ping are on the road! Maybe they will be invited to Taylor Swift’s wedding!

Things are getting worse with the “man” who would be King. We will keep poking the bear, as it were!

Panda on, everyone!
Bob T going down swinging Panda

BTW, there have been many reports of bears behaving badly, including a bear that wanted to work in an ice cream shop. Can I say we scooped that bear by about 14 years? Huh? Can we?

Should Pandas pay their own way?

The Panda Chronicles predicts the future!

6 thoughts on “Let’s Get These Bears on the Road!

  1. Jeannie

    I personally wish Frank and Mikey would drop my darling Ping off safely back at the panda house. There nothing untoward will happen, unless Mittens and his twu wuv Malaria get the idea it needs to be “updated” i.e. paved over with cement and painted gold. Mittens may even decide the pandas will look better if they were dyed gold.

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      But Frank and Mikey NEED Ping to um…supervise them. I think Josie can take care of Mittens and any “improvements” he might want to make at the zoo.

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