A busy day here at Panda Satire (Institute of Contemporary Thereof) headquarters, but we pulled this one out of our…well, you know.
Frank, Mikey, and Ping are on the road! Maybe they will be invited to Taylor Swift’s wedding!

Things are getting worse with the “man” who would be King. We will keep poking the bear, as it were!
Panda on, everyone!
Bob T going down swinging Panda
BTW, there have been many reports of bears behaving badly, including a bear that wanted to work in an ice cream shop. Can I say we scooped that bear by about 14 years? Huh? Can we?

The Panda Chronicles predicts the future!
Ping seems to know what exactly is going on. His expressions …
Ping knows more of what is going on than Frank and Mikey do, that’s for sure!
You sure did “scoop” that one!
Ha ha! I sure did, pun intended!
I personally wish Frank and Mikey would drop my darling Ping off safely back at the panda house. There nothing untoward will happen, unless Mittens and his twu wuv Malaria get the idea it needs to be “updated” i.e. paved over with cement and painted gold. Mittens may even decide the pandas will look better if they were dyed gold.
But Frank and Mikey NEED Ping to um…supervise them. I think Josie can take care of Mittens and any “improvements” he might want to make at the zoo.