WOOZPPAH!



That’s the name of my new organization. It stands for the “Woodland Park Zoo: Project Panda.” (Every organization, first and foremost, needs an acronym that can be pronounced in a snappy and memorable way. This did not work out quite so well for the Washington Public Power Supply, but hey, we can’t all be pandas, ya know.) I will stop at nothing in my quest to bring pandas to the NorthWest, except of course at emptying my own bank account, which quite frankly, wouldn’t be enough to feed a couple of pandas for a month. So, if there are any millionaires out there reading this, or if YOU know a millionaire, alert them to the mission of WOOZPPAH! and ask them to get in touch with the Seattle Woodland Park Zoo and say, ” We want Pandas here in Seattle, and here is a great big bag of money to help make it happen.”
We pandas have a saying: Someone’s always got more bamboo than you. I’m not quite sure what that means, but I’m passing it along all the same.
Panda On!
Bob T. Panda

What does your inner panda think?