What would you do if your house was suddenly invaded by pandas? Would you panic and call the panda exterminator, or would you get into the swing of things and go along for the ride? Watch for more drawings from the (hopefully)  upcoming book,  Pandamorphosis  coming to a nightmare SOON!

Till then, Panda On!

Bob T

With the Panda Census about to take place later this month, we thought we would share this quiz (which we just made up) with our loyal fans. Please answer the questions as honestly as possible as this will go on your permanent record.

1. How many stuffed pandas do you now own?

a) Oh, just a couple.

b) You can still see parts of my bed

c) None of your business

2. What percentage of your friends are now sending you pictures of pandas, panda cards or emails with pictures of the earthquake pandas?

a) 10%

b) 25%

c)I have no friends anymore, except for pandas, which all love me.

3.  What portion of your time do you spend thinking about pandas?

a) Just when I have my coffee in the morning.

b) Only when I’m awake.

c) What else could I possibly want to think about?

3.  Do you feel that your obssession with pandas is interfering with your daily life and ability to earn a living?

a) No, no, it’s no problem. Just talk amongst yourselves, while I look at pictures of earthquake pandas.

b) None of your business.

c) No, the cardboard box that I now live in is quite comfortable and I’ve drawn pictures of pandas all over the inside.

Hope this little quiz has been instructive!

Pand On!

Bob T. Panda

We pandas have always been the ultimate environmentalists. Must be because we are endangered and all.

Panda On!

Bob

OK, so maybe I’m a little oversensitive when the name of a certain coffee company comes up, having toiled in the coffee mines of said company oh so many years ago, but what I heard on the news today kind of floored me.  Apparantly, This particular business establishment has chosen to allow it’s customers to carry guns, as long as they are not concealed.  Alright, I am not a panda in favor of guns, but it is law in Seattle, as well as many other places that people may own and carry guns as long as it is in the open. I may not agree with that, but for the time being must accept it.  According to the news story, activists on both sides of the issue choose to make their stand at the aformentioned ( or not mentioned ,as it were) coffee establishment. 

What puzzles me, is the coffee purveyor’s policy.  Having worked in retail many years, there is enough stress and unpleasantness in the job itself without adding the element of pistol totin’ folks not liking how you steamed their cafe latte.  It’s decaf for you, bub. Or how about if the baristas were armed? Nah, probably not a good idea, especially at the end of a double shift.

I’m just sayin’.

Panda On

Bob T. Panda

We are panda-ing on at the Vancouver BC Olympic games! We thought maybe we might be asked to leave after that little “unpleasantness” about the bobsled team, but after all the yelling was over, they decided we could stay for the downhill events.   There was a slight misunderstanding about the nature of the Giant Panda slalom event. How were we supposed to know about the requirement that we do it on SKIS!!!!!?????  I’ll let you know how we make out in the medals for this event.

Panda On!

Bob