If I Were a Panda…

If I were a panda…yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda, yaaaaa….oh wait… I AM a panda!

But earlier this week, Theodore Bikel, the actor who immortalized the role of Tevya in Fiddler on the Roof, died, so I fought it was appropriate that Fabulous Furry Friday have an encore presentation of the cartoons that the role inspired.

Today, I am a Bear…..

Today, you are a bear.

Today, you are a bear.

...if I were a panda, yadda dah dah da- da- da-  AAARGH!  I can't stop!!!!!

…if I were a panda, yadda dah dah da- da- da- AAARGH! I can’t stop!!!!!

And somewhere, Theodore Bikel is spinning in his grave….

I am not that kind of bear!

Be the Bear,
Bob T. Panda




6 thoughts on “If I Were a Panda…

  1. candygai

    Somehow I think Panda Kindy Graduation Day and Tequila Day being one and the same are not a coincidence. The only question(s) being, dependent on persepective regarding temperance. Do the PandaGrads Party? Do their Mommees and Daddees indulge either from relief, in celebration or for comfort, cuz they will miss that bundle of disastrous black-n-white fun? Do we humans consume alcoholic beverages today, for the multitude of reasons peeps are attracted to booze? Cheers, Wazzup and of course HUZZAH, HUZZAH, HUZZAH!!! Watch out for marauding Pandas and Pandasharks, please. ????? And me, I am off to hit the bottle ?er, I mean ?. Moo Cow! Pass the Cookies, gimme gimme gimme the chocolate chip. (Everything I ever learned about manners, I learned on my first day enrolled at the PandyKindy. I was asked to leave after naptime.)
    Happy Weekend. I can’t wait until Sunday.

    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Those are all most excellent questions. Let me see if I can answer them all, while I …um…celebrate tequila day in the manner that it should be celebrated.
      1. There are no coincidences
      2. the Pandy Kindy most certainly does party, although they are not SUPPOSED to have boo-tinis.
      3. Their mommees and daddies most certainly deserve to have some stimulating libations.
      4. I drink, therefore I am.
      5. We could do worse than learning from the pandy kindy. (except maybe for the biting.)
      Sorry about your post nap time expulsion. You must have been especially naughty to be asked to leave the pandy kindy room.

    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      I’m sure having a little tequila in your paw should make having this song stuck in your head a lot more palatable. Have a great weekend. Pandas ahoy!

    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Yes, this is a repeat, and we swear we were nowhere near him when he died. I can’t swear that he wasn’t reading this at the time. We have an alibi.


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