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Cloning Pandas: Have they no Shame?

F.O.P. (Friend of Pandas) Henry Nicholls recently revealed that he had to drop a section in his upcoming book, The Way of the Panda, about cloning.  We at Bob the Panda, INC. are sorry to hear that, as we think that panda cloning is already going on, as evidenced by the above photograph.   We sincerely hope that panda proliferation does not become a problem in the future.

He also revealed in a recent post that New Zealand is attempting to trade Kiwis for Pandas. As if!!!!!!!!  I mean, just on a per pound ratio, pandas are worth FAR more than Kiwis!  Reminds me of the old days when they used hand out pandas like party favors at a drunken weekend in the country.  “Great to see you, old boy. Oh, and take this panda as a lovely parting gift, don’t ‘cha know?”

Panda On!

Bob the Panda

CEP, Bob the Panda INC.

It all seemed black and white to me!

 

Pandas, just like everyone else, are feeling the economic pinch these days.  I mean, who has the spare change to rent a panda for a million or so smackaroos per panda per year? Gone are those golden days when China handed pandas out like party favors at a fraternity party.  Some pandas don’t mind doing the zoo-travel thing, but those personal appearances can be tiring and the beds are not always as comforable as your home den.

So whats a panda, who wants to suppliment his income to do these days? National Panda Radio to the rescue!

Panda On !

It all seemed black and white to me!

 

Pandas, just like everyone else, are feeling the economic pinch these days.  I mean, who has the spare change to rent a panda for a million or so smackaroos per panda per year? Gone are those golden days when China handed pandas out like party favors at a fraternity party.  Some pandas don’t mind doing the zoo-travel thing, but those personal appearances can be tiring and the beds are not always as comforable as your home den.

So whats a panda, who wants to suppliment his income to do these days? National Panda Radio to the rescue!

Panda On !