Phexit Exit

Before I bring you the final (we hope) episode of the Phexit Exit, I want to share a report that was shared with me by our roving reporter known only as “Ellen N.” who, while she did not visit the actual pandas while visiting in Edinburgh, Scotland (as opposed to Edinboro PA) did discover a bakery in Blair Atholl that MAKES THE FLOUR FOR PANDA CAKES which the keepers at the Edinburgh Zoo make for Lord and Lady MacBear. Yes, they grind flour according to a top secret recipe that they would not reveal to our intrepid investigator, because if they told her they would have to….

Well, you know.

But while they would not share the secret pandalicious recipe for panda cookies (could these be the fabled Scottish Binky Bars?) she was able to photograph the certificate of Panditude awarded to the bakery by the zoo.

Thanks for the cookies!

Thanks for the cookies!

And Now, for Today’s Feature Cartoon!!!!!

Just when Mei thought everything would calm down....

Just when Mei thought everything would calm down….

And if Daddee said his little princess could have a party….

Get ready to be the bear! It’sPinky’s Birthday Season!

Bob T Panda

19 thoughts on “Phexit Exit

  1. Sue Marquez Coad

    I have to admit sometimes Pinky’s ideas r too advanced for our present civilization, like her phexit idea !! But never mind, she always comes up with lots of great ideas like renting Madison Square Garden altho that might be too small to accommodate all her fans !! Vote4 Pinky !! Pinky4President !!

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      I think Pinky would have gone for a bigger venue, but the Zoo Director’s credit card maxed out and she couldn’t get the reservation to go through. So there will be standing room only at the Garden that night. It will be fun (and there will be CAKE!!!!)

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  2. Winky Cat

    Well since Pinky is combining her Bear-Day with the start of da Cake Party Cubvention, me tink “Madison BEAR Garden” makes an excellent choice!!!

    AND with all da other August Bear-Days…Daddee, Bubba, BooBoo, ChiChi, Larry (ok, me made dat up, but me sure he would luv it!) it makes absolute sense!!!

    Bubba & Banky Pig are just da cutest together. Tee hee, good luck, Mommee, wishing for a nice quiet party at home!

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Yeah, Mei. Good luck with that!
      Pinky did think that Madison Bear Garden was the perfect place for the cubvention and her party!
      And soon Bubba and Banky pig will have a new friend! Shhhh! It’s a bearday surprise!

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Invitation are VERY hard to come by, as you might imagine! I heard William and Kate couldn’t even get tickets!

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  3. Gina Koo

    If it involves Pinky, does anything ever truly ends? (hee hee!)
    Pinky’s having her birfday celebration at Madison Square Garden?! YAY!! This means that I’ll be able to go! Me so happy!
    I love seeing Bubba and his Banky Pig. They are so cute together. Can’t wait for Bubba’s bearday surprise!

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Pinky wants to hire a band too. She’s narrowed it down to The Rolling Stones, Pawl McCartney, and The Grateful Dead. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that Jerry Garcia is dead (and he’s not the guy who makes the ice cream.)

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  4. Ann Feldman

    Pinky should consider Brooklyn’s Barclay Center. Aside from being a first line contender for the Most Hideous Arena on Earth prize, the controversy that went on while neighborhood residents tried to block its construction would have made Pinky proud. I’m sure she would have been on “our” side (kill the thing) right? On a positive view, the staff who work there are angels, and last week they had Barbra Streisand, so Pinky would feel right at home.

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Pinky had her heart set on Madison Bear Garden but the Barclay Arena sounds very intriguing. Maybe she will have her “after party” there. She is just getting um…someone’s credit card now.

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