Voting While Dead

You Know Who swears that this is a thing. Voting while dead. Massive voting fraud. He heard it on Foxy News, so it must be true.  Um…no, it’s not. Enough verifiable sources have said voter fraud on this scale is near impossible, especially in the ways you know who said it happened. When is this election going to be over???? OH….it is? Then why is HWMNBN still campaigning?

But, if people are going to vote while dead, they should at least follow some rules.

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This isn’t Nam, man! There are rules here!

Panda on!
Bob T Panda

10 thoughts on “Voting While Dead

  1. Ann Feldman

    If only Pinky had been able to have dead people and pandas vote! By the way, did she have a paw in that mix-up at the Oscars?

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Pinky: um…i MAY have written my name on all da envelopes, but i am not admitting to anything. Try and prove it! #AlternativePinky

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      1. thewinkycat

        Tee hee! Me tinking Pinky should run for office in China when her ‘bation period is obber! (Hate the term “quarantine”, like she has cooties or sumpin. Me know other folks me would like to see “quarantined!)

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        1. Panda in Chief Post author

          She really likes the idea of having an Imperial Palace!
          And yeah, there are definitely some folks around here that should be quanentined, starting with You Know Who and is evil minion Dr. Death. He is the perfect Wormtongue, if I may borrow yet again from the esteemed Ms Rowling.

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      No it does not. Mehitabel is immortal and eternal. SOMEONE has to keep the panda kindergarten in line.

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