Pinky is Where??????

This. Is. Really. Too. Much.

Pinky is WHERE??????????

Oh…well, they did say it was okay now to take selfies in the White House.

The parents of daughters never have a really easy time of it, do they?

The parents of daughters never have a really easy time of it, do they?

And one of Pinky’s fan’s who wanted to remain anonymous, sent us this photo that they obtained by following Pinky herself, as Pinky toured the White House with her minions.   Measuring for curtains, perhaps? Check with Pinky’s proposed Secretary of Interior Decorating.

Perhaps POTUS is on the phone to Mei Xiang, even as we watch.

065 Pinky in the Oval Office

Oh Dear… What has Pinky Done now? Are you allowed in there, honey? Where’s your mommee?
“Dis room would look so much bedder in pink”

Where, indeed.

Be the Bear,
Bob T. Panda

Editor’s Note: We would like to say in advance, that if there are any technical difficulties in tomorrow night’s Republican Debates, that neither Pinky, nor the Panda Kindergarten had anything to do with them. Or the minions. Just saying.

 

28 thoughts on “Pinky is Where??????

      1. Panda in Chief Post author

        Princess Pinky says, ” white is such a boring color for a house. Pink, pink, pink! Dat’s da ticket!”

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  1. Winky Cat

    {ROTFL} Um, sorry, I had to get up off the floor…not easy at my age. So our favorite little black & white furry darling made it to the WH…woo hoo! Got to speak directly to Presydent Bearack about her campaign, and a private visit with Flotus and the girls? Can an endorsement be far behind?

    {wonder if that vase was very valuable & which little minion had their paws on it?}

    All I want to know is, did Bearack get a Karzai & the panda-type photo with Pinky???

    PS: I know Pinky, the Kindergarden, & the minions would NEVER have anything to do with any tech difficulties tomorrow. BUT if a few amusing “objects” appeared around the candihates like: horns, pitchforks, tails, comical “thought bubbles” over their heads, etc.
    It would make watching the debates much more enjoyable!

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Hmmm…as our previous commenter, Candy says, it’s hard to tell pandas apart, so who knows which minion broke the vase, and whether an international incident will ensue.
      Pinky is not revealing the substance of her conversations with either POTUS, FLOTUS, or their cubbies. Her tech team is working on your suggestions for “helpful accouterments” to the debate.

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  2. candygai

    Okay, Umm. All this or the inspiration for the idea may be my fault. About 15-months-ago on Twitter, I told @pinkypanda0823, The Princess Pinky, about HRH Kidlet”s escapades during a fifth-grade class visit to DC. It was early in the academic school year & three 5th-grade classes were visiting one of the Smithsonian Museums. (I don’t have a lot of information on this debacle & I could never convince Voldy to take us for a visit. Therefore, I haven’t had the good fortune to fulfill my goal since 5th grade to see DC, so how things are physically there isnt clear to me.)

    I learned 18-months after the fact that the school left HRH in one of the Smithsonian Museums & went to a meal. It seems most kids are more interested in themed restaurants such as the Hard Rock or Rain Forest Cafes. Apparently cafes were the place to be. HRH Kidlet identified herself to docent, concierge, & museum staff as lost; whom, after some effort to find her school leadership & failed, then allowed her to look around with mnimall interference for the next 4 plus hours.

    I assume her absence was discovered & the principal was dispatched to find her. Neither her father or I were ever officially informed. The day after the field-trippers returned, I sent expensive flowers to the chaperoning moms, her teachers & the principal’s wife. Silly me.

    HRH Kidlet was new to the school, maybe the mom & staff didn’t recognize, like or she did not obey. Kidlet should have stayed with her group. However, she was ten. The school system & the parents were clearly worried about their reputations. A parent on the trip, but not involved, accidentally leaked the story on a different school excursion. The parents involved & Kidlet were standing next to me. Accidental informant said she could immediately tell by the looks on their faces I had not been told. After given all the facts, I thought it was hysterical.

    Standing family joke, “no on wants a repeat of the DC trip.”

    And yet here we have one. Pinky was convinced Kidlet was making a break to visit the important highlights in DC. You know, the Princess Pinky’s Mommee & Daddee, Mei and Tian. Come to think of it, the highlight of the trip for Kidlet was meeting & playing with Splash Kennedy.

    SO, I say. Mei, all cubbies look alike. Or do to politicians. Is that one really yours? Meihem2 could be posing as imposters They have reason to cause Princess Pinky trouble. Sisters can gang up on onlies. Deny. Like the people who lost HRH Kidlet. Deny, deny, deny. What cannot be proved, won’t hurt anyone. No Secret Service involved, it did not happen.

    Daddee, good job. An independent girl will be a choosy girl. No loser son-in-laws.

    Princess Pinky. HRH would not have said it then, but looking back she would tell you, quit the shenanigans while you are ahead. Focus on the job ahead. You will get into PandaYale, PandaFord, UNC-Panda Hill. So focus.

    Mei. Bootinis, Boolattes and Booception. Who wants a boring lump panda. (Lumps lie down, no excitememt)

    Mommee of a NoLumpEverGirl CandyGai

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Mei takes some comfort from your kind words, not to mention the tales of cubbies who are not her own. Right now, though, she has a pounding pain behind her left ear that just won’t. go. away.
      She would like a Boo-tini right now, and make it a triple.

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    2. Winky Cat

      CandyGai, how ya doing? Wow, what a great adventure for HRH Kidlet! Four hours to wonder around most ANYWHERE in the Smithsonian at that age must have been a treat. I’m sure Smithy staff had there eye on her, very closely.

      Very good advice from Kidlet to Pinky. And meeting Splash Kennedy would have been a highlight for me too!

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        1. candygai

          Splash was Senator Edward Kennedy’s dog. If memory serves me correctly, Splash was asked to leave the Senate due to a reputation for biting. I have pictures of Splash with my daughter: frolicking, cuddling and giving a doggy-smooch or two. I also believe that Bo/Beau the Dog Obama was a gift from the Kennedys and may be distantly related to the more famous, in my house anyway, Splash.

          Voldy was amused by puppy”s name given the reputation the Kennedy Family might have had in his mind for enjoying alcohol. His was of Irish descent as well, so perhaps he was privileged to know something I did not.

          I assume Splash was given his name because I was told he was a Portuguese Water Dog or some breed that enjoys playing in water. I am always the last to know everything. But the first to enjoy Princess Pinky Rumours.

          I should be in the remake of Clueless.

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          1. Panda in Chief Post author

            Apparently, in this case you are the second to the last. I proudly claim last in this case. Thank you for enlightening me. :o) I hope Pinky and her minions didn’t cause too much mayhem (as opposed to Meihem) while they were at the White House. what with mama Mei acting like This. might. Be. IT. cubby wise, Pinky is going to have to mind her p’s and q’s from here on out.
            Thank you for the doggy history. Makes me wonder if Pinky will have some sort of pet when she resides at the White Pink House.

      1. candygai

        Yep. Despite all efforts on my part, she prefers scholarly pursuits to pop culture, except anime. I think she adored the freedom to explore, however, given the school system’s fear of lawsuits, I got all info late. Her perspective came in spurts through negotiations. Fear of late grounding, I think. What she didn’t realize is she handled all so well, I let her do things within reason without worry. But get her with Princess Princess Pinky and Tarheel Blue, which is hideous, becomes pink in seconds. #traditionsoverwhelmed
        #RamsBecomingGreaterANDLesserPandas

        #TarheelPink

        And for this one, I will be chased out of state

        #CarolinaPink

        #WayBetterThanUglyDukeBlue

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  3. Ann Feldman

    Oh I bet the President would LOVE to find Pinky and the Mei Hems in his office! Better them than a bunch of, um, people I could name…

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Yes,pandas are a far far better group to find in your office than…um…SOME people. :-))))

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Princess Pinky says,”well, dat’s one of the reasons campaign contributions are so ‘portant. It’s gonna cost lots of munnies to just get me ‘lected, though da udder people and pannas running ‘gainst me are kind of bozos. But my seckatary of exterior decorating says we need LOTS of punk paint.”

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  4. Sandy Reuscher. Secatary of Interior Decorating

    I think it’s safe to say that Mr Obama has endorsed Pinky for Presydent. See y’all Bob!

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Hmmph. I see you are already a member of Pinky’s cabinet. Something tells me that you might be somewhat biased. I haven’t talked to Mr. Obama yet. How do you know he wouldn’t endorse a more mature panda?

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      1. Sandy Reuscher, Secatary of Interior Decorating

        Pinky’s a female, Panda-American with her likeness already on money. She’s a cubber girl many times over and an American Icon with her own Panda-cam (which she may be loaning so the nanny’s can keep an eye on Mommee) and her picture is on the zoo van. She’s a first round draft pick of the Panda kindy. She’s more famous than the other guy with the funny hair. She’s obviously the clear choice. (The preceding was a paid political announcement – vote Pinky 2016!)

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        1. Panda in Chief Post author

          Wow, you HAVE been paying attention!and yes, she is not only more FAMOUS than the guy with the funny hair (orange is NOT the new black and white!) she is way way way way cuter, not to mention an icon of the Smithsonian. And I don’t think the pandy kindy would draft him even to clean up their room, let alone first round draft pick.
          But are you sure you don’t want to vote Bob?

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  5. Vicky V

    Pinky in the “Soon To Be Pink House” – it doesn’t get any better!!
    Poor Mei – “I’ll send her father to come and get her” 🙂
    And who smashed that vase?

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Um…nobody is admitting to breaking the vase, which was a gift to the people of the United states, from China, and is believed to be over 3,000 years old. I think it was one of the minions, while they were playing with the dog.

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    2. Winky Cat

      ‘Zactly! When Daddee arrives, POTUS will probably take him outside to have a beer & “boo” smokes, before rounding up Pinky and the minions. They would have plenty to chat about, cause POTUS is a Daddee too. Bet that cute wittle Sasha has her Daddee wrapped around her widdle paw, just like Pinky does!

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      1. Panda in Chief Post author

        I think that’s exactly what will happen. There may or may not be discussions about Mommee’s irrational behavior, vis-à-vis Pinky, but that is all subject to National Security clearances, so I doubt we’ll get to hear it.
        Daddees are powerless in the presence of adorable cubbie girls.

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