Pandas Go Viral Part 2

The other day on Fezbook, Pinky’s Secretary for Saying Nice Things About Pinky reprimanded me for saying that it shouldn’t always be all about Pinky. Sigh. Is this fair? I mean the election is more than a year away and she already has been appointing cabinet members? I mean, who ever heard of that cabinet post? and Secretary of Interior Decorating! Is that really a thing?

Meanwhile, I am trying to reach my political consultants who are not answering their mePhones. Where is MY campaign video? I need it so that my campaign can go viral, for crying out loud.

It's just not FAIR!

It’s just not FAIR!

Meanwhile, in the world of real pandas, the newest panda at the National Zoo in Washington DC has turned 3 weeks old! He’s getting fat and sassy, and I’m pretty sure he is going to make his debut here very soon.

Keep being the bear!
Bob T. Panda

12 thoughts on “Pandas Go Viral Part 2

  1. candygai

    Better not to be Viral and a Virus, Bob T. Ever since The Pinkster interfered with your banner, well she gets the blame for all technology related problems in my household. And mechanical, for that matter. However, she couldn’t be that all-powerful, could she, Chief?
    ?POOF? heeheehee
    Who said that and who turned off the lights?

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      I am learning that maybe I shouldn’t say anything bad about Pinky. She hears and sees everything…hey! What is that red light over there in the back of the cupbaord? Do you think Pinky has bugged my house?

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      1. Sandy Reuscher. Secatary of Interior Decorating

        Of course she hasn’t bugged your place. Don’t be paranoid. The red light is probably left over Christmas decorations.

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        1. Panda in Chief Post author

          ! Thank you for setting my mind at ease. How could I ever think Pinky would do something so sneaky and underhanded. I am truly ashamed of myself.

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  2. Paul

    4 is viral isn’t it? Ha! that’s a good start to build on Bob – think about it: all you need is 4 more votes and you will have a 100% increase in followers. šŸ™‚ If Pinky has a lot of votes, she will never be able to do as good as you – percentage wise.

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Wow! What a good idea. Maybe math really IS my friend! I just need 5 more supporters and I will have increased my support by 100%! Take That! Pinky!

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  3. Cameron Cat

    Many things reported to be viral often turn out to be nothing more than a minor head cold. Sneeze and you’ve missed it.

    Perhaps Pinky is taking a tip from her colleagues in the UK by assembling a “shadow cabinet” of advisors prior to her election. That may also explain some of the goings on in the Chief’s kitchen cabinets, too. (or not)

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      I always wondered what a shadow cabinet was. I thought maybe it had to do something with sheets and puppets, but then again, maybe it does! I wonder how you go about getting one.
      And yes, my nose was a little drippy the other day, but it turned out to be too many dust bunnies.

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      I’m up to 5 votes, last time I counted. I am even accepting votes from non US citizens, because, hey! Why NOT vote for Bob? A secretary or two would be a welcome thing. Maybe a secretary of getting Mei to ground Pinky. Just an idea.

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      1. Vicky V

        Iā€™m glad your accepting non US citizen votes because Iā€™m voting Panda all the Way!
        Iā€™m happy to be your Secretary for Cuppycake Inventory šŸ™‚

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        1. Panda in Chief Post author

          And I think you will be an excellent Secretary for Cuppycake Inventory! I bet the sitting president doesn’t even realize we need one. (Of course he does have a few other matters to attend to.)

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