On the Campaign Trail

Editors note: Pinky has been sneaking around (unknown to her sainted mother) out on the campaign trail, and if The Very Bob T. Panda doesn’t get out there, even his three loyal supporters might go looking elsewhere with their votes.

I have not said much about the actual campaign atrocities that have been going on out there. It makes me too worried for our future so instead, I am concentrating on Bob and Pinky’s shenanigans. Much better for my blood pressure, and besides, Andy Borowitz does a much better job than I ever could (and he even snuck in a picture of Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau with a couple of pandas!)

But now, it’s time for things to get going panda-a-pando over at the Panda Chronicles debate headquarters.

"I thought I had until November." -Bob T Panda

“I thought I had until November.” -Bob T Panda

Pinky is ready to get down and get dirty.
Are you?

Be the Bear,
Bob T Panda

15 thoughts on “On the Campaign Trail

    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Perhaps he needs to apply himself, and not assume that people are going to vote for him because he’s a panda? Afterall, Pinky is a panda too. First batch of cuppycakes, coming right up.

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      I couldn’t come up with anything as absurd as the real debates. I’m pretty sure pinky won’t sink to those depths.

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      I’m sure she will be well behaved and talk only about the issues and not make a personality contest of the debate, don’t you?

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  1. Paul

    Well now – Bob T has some catching up to do. I was sure I saw him standing behind the curtains at the last debate. I thought maybe he was waiting until most had dropped out and then he would strike the mortal blow that would win him the campaign. I still think he’s pulling your leg and just does not want to show his hand when it comes to strategy.

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Yeah, that’s it…I just don’t want to reveal my …um…brilliant strategy too early…yeah, that’s it!

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