Mehitabel TONITE! Part 2

And we are BACK on the Mehitabel Tonite! Show, with her special guest, Princess Pinky, challenger for the nomination in the Cake Party primary.

Take it away, Mehitabel!

Oh dear....

Oh dear….

Uh oh, indeed.
Will Pinky and her minions get away with this? 
Will mama Mei put her paw down, before she gets distracted with a possible addition to the family?
Will Mehitabel ever invite pandas back onto her show?
Will Bob’s campaign finally go viral?
Can The Donald manage to get any more offensive than he already is? (Oops! Debate reference alert!)

Tune in again, for the answers for these questions as well as many others!

Be the bear!
Bob T. Panda

 

27 thoughts on “Mehitabel TONITE! Part 2

    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Well, yes, but she is trying. Just between you and me, DT will have to get a lot smarter before he is as smart as any panfa, let alone Pinky. (She is VERY smart!)

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      She specifically requested I put her claws in. She wants those pandas to know she means business. She was wondering, did you do a calico cuppycake? Maybe a swirly thing with chocolate vanilla and pumpkin? She was just wondering. It could go with her summer reading cartoon, “50 Shades of Calico.”

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          1. Vicky V

            That’s put the cat among the pigeons! And no I’m not doing a pigeon cuppycake.
            We already have a Halloween Pumpkin Cuppycake. Could I tempt Mehitabel with a vanilla, chocolate and caramel concoction?

          2. Panda in Chief Post author

            I think she could go for that. Her orange markings are more a muted caramel than pumpkin. She thinks the pandas shouldn’t have all the fun. (And yes, she remembers that she has her Mehitabel’s witchy cuppycake, but that doesn’t show her warm, cuddly side.)

        1. Winky Cat

          Hey Candygai!!! Tee hee hee, warned Mehitabel to be careful indulging in the newer “hi-test” ‘nip now on the market. It really sneaks up on you!
          And I DO have first paw knowledge!

          Gee, hope none of the ‘pensive camera suffered irreparable ouchies! But the “cubidate” needs ‘fessional equipments to make her videos. Surely Matty can unnerstand!

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          1. Panda in Chief Post author

            Mehitabel says: “just because they need the equipment, doesn’t mean I have to be the one who supplies it. And furthermore, don’t be messing with my nip supply. There are limits to what I’ll put up with.”

    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Uh oh…do I detect that I made a typing error? Oopsie. But I’m pretty sure it’s some kind of fur disorder.

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    2. Panda in Chief Post author

      Okay. I fixed that. You know how when you are in a hurry and typing really fat…um I mean Fast. But you have to admit he does look a little mangy. :-)))))))
      Thanks for pointing that out to me.

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        1. Panda in Chief Post author

          Sometimes inadvertantly I get it right. :-))))))
          Hope you are feeling a little better today.
          The pandas (and Mehitabel) are rooting for you.

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      1. Winky Cat

        Indeed he does look mangy. IF Pinky ever has to debate him (very doubtful, after “MTP” performance yesterday…he should be done!) strongly recommend she wear a “flea-tick-mange & rabies proof” hazmat suit!

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        1. Panda in Chief Post author

          Princess Pinky: or I could just bite him. A course den I would have to wash my mouf out right away. I am getting a flea and tick treatment now, just in case. Pinky is WAY more popaler den da donald.

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          1. Winky Cat

            Pinky, please don’t put your mouf anywhere near ANY part of dat orange-hued creature! Ain’t no disinfectant on Earth could kill whatever germs are lurking around DAT!!!

            Here’s a detailed description of what’s really on top da donald’s head. A moment of silence for the poor fur-babies subjected to this cruel & unusual punishment!

            http://www.galleryoftheabsurd.com/donald_trump/

            Smart move with the F&T treatment, can’t be too careful.

            Of course you are WAAAY more popaler den da donald!!! He’s just a “gimmick” canydate who will frizzle out like a damp firecracker.

            YOU are the REAL DEAL! PINKY! PINKY!! PINKY!!!

          2. Panda in Chief Post author

            Pinky says: “Yes, i am da real deal, aren’t i? Now if mommee will only wait till after my birfday pardee to do whatebber it is she is doing over at her room. So..um…if i do have a liddle brudder or sissy, how long do you think it will be before i can make dem my minion? I heared it is good to kiss babies when you are campaining.
            “I won’t bite da donald…dat was good advice. I bet he doesn’t taste beary good, anyways.”

  1. Winky Cat

    It could work to your ‘vantage if Mommee has your nu widdle brudder or sisfur around your birfday. Think of all ‘blicity, PP is a big sisfur! ‘Member (or maybe you don’t) nu born pannas don’t ebben look like pannas…YET! So who do you tink the camera will be on?
    YOU!

    Um, might haff to wait a while before you can make dem your minion. Yoo no Mommee going to haff dem wit her 24/7! But, YES, blowing kisses at your nu brudder or sisfur will just make yoo ever endearing to your cubdoring fans. Bedder yet, da zoo should give yoo a stuffed baby cubby so you can show da world how lubbing you would treat your widdle brud/sis!

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      1. Winky Cat

        OF COURSE DER WILL BE CAKE!!! Or cakes plural and X-tra treats! And since Mommee will be too busy in da den tending widdle “butter-stick(s)”, hoo do yoo tink will get dem?

        Just relax, and concentrate on how all this can help your Presydential Cubpaign!!

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        1. Panda in Chief Post author

          It is very hard for Pinky not to be the center of attention. Mr Wu could give her some pointers on how to deal with baby panda envy. We must continue to panda to the people.

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          1. Winky Cat

            Sigh, well she HAS been center of attention, ebben ‘fore she was a widdle “butter-stick”. Hopefully a chat w/Mr Wu will help.

            YES, “Panda To The People!”, ’cause with some of the options being offered…Panda is a refreshing, more intelligent, and certainly much cuter choice!

            “Pinky To The People!” “Princess P To The People!” – great cubpaign slogans!

            Pinky! Pinky!! Pinky!!!

          2. Panda in Chief Post author

            Did you see? We have a new cubby!
            Princess Pinky: dis is not what i had in mind when i said i wanted a special present. I was tinking more like a cubvertable.

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