It’s Mr Wu Wednesday and we have a Double Feature!

Huzzah!  Just because the government felt the need to go to their room and take a nap, doesn’t mean that we ever rest here at The Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire!

Now, there have been a few allegations flying around cyberspace tonight, and I aim to put them to rest right here and now.  There is absolutely no proof that Mr. Wu planned and implemented the government shutdown, for the sole purpose of shutting down the National Zoo Panda cams. Mr. Wu has called a press conference to clear up any misunderstandings….

Please refer any questions to Mr Wu's legal team.

Please refer any questions to Mr Wu’s legal team.

And now, back to our regularly scheduled feature: Episode 5 of the Wizard of Wu!

What could be waiting outside?  Where the heck ARE we, Binky?

What could be waiting outside? Where the heck ARE we, Binky?

I definitely don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.

Be the Bear!

Bob T. Panda

PS: Princess Pinky will be back in another Mini-Mei Monday episode next Monday!

9 thoughts on “It’s Mr Wu Wednesday and we have a Double Feature!

  1. Stacy

    Goobermint for sure!! Pandas must unite and take over. Now I KNOW they would do a better job. Pandas & chocolate must rule the world…

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Yes! I’m thinking that perhaps the panda kindergarten was involved in this debacle. But it’s nothing that a little chocolate and a few cuppycakes, not to mention some pandas, couldn’t fix!

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      You know, it has been formulating in my mind: a scene from congress debates featuring the pandy kindy. They are about as diligent and responsible as the current politicians who have once again put their own idealogical interests over actual real people. Pandas would do a much better job than the current Republican majority Congress.

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  2. Rumpy

    I’m beginning to think the Panda Kindergarten would do a better job than our current Congress! At least there’d be cuppycakes!

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Oh so true, so true. In fact, strange as it might seem, it’s just possible that the panda kindergarten would also behave much more responsibly that our current legislators. Today we have a special guest panda who has a few words to say on the subject.

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