…yoga for pandas would be so popular! Or maybe it was the cuppycakes?
In other panda news around the world, extremely personal information about pandas (welcome to the panda season of lo-o-o-o-ove) has been circulating on the internet, especially on facebook. Well, to be a panda is to give up your privacy. We are so adorable that people just can’t get enough of us. What can I say? I was born to be popular, but really people, a little decorum is in order. I can’t imagine Babette will agree to photographers being present to commemorate our well…you know.
Meanwhile, rumors abound about the wife and child of Claude (aka “Clod”) Pandet, whom he abandoned in the Paris airport when he caught sight of Babette as she was boarding the plane for Singapore, to visit her dear friend Lucilla. Claude immediately offered to paint Babette’s portrait and they made plans to meet on her return from Singapore. Well, Babette had no idea that there was a Madame Pandet and a wee bebe Pandet, left like so much forgotten luggage in the baggage claim area. There is more to this story than meets the eye, I’m sure. We are awaiting photos of Madame Pandet, so that we can confront Clod… um… I mean Claude with the evidence. Poor Babette is beside herself, as she had NO idea that Clod ..um..Claude was such a cad.
In other news, Babette, the panda kindergarten and myself (Bob) send out get well wishes to some of our Facebook friends who are feeling under the weather, some with some rather serious stuff. We joke around a lot here at The Institute for Contemporary Panda Satire, but we are quite sincere in our affection for the people who love pandas and panda humor. Like Barbara Streisand sang, “People who love pandas are the luckiest people in the world…” So here is a little cartoon to let you know that pandas are standing by to make you feel better!
Bob T. Panda