The Giant Panda Zoo Awards Part 1

Welcome to the event you have all been waiting for! No, it’s not the Super Bowl, although I have heard that it might be happening sometime soon.*  Yes, it’s the Giant Panda Zoo Awards, with your hosts, Babette de Panda, and the actual creator of the Giant Panda Zoo Awards, Jeroen Jacobs. I warned him that I draw pandas much better than I draw people, so if he looks like maybe he might be a panda, I apologize in advance.

Unlike the real world where pandas don’t get much opportunity to socialize with one another, in the world of panda satire and panda stories, pandas really get around a lot. I know, I know, we anthropomorphize pandas and all our pets as well, but heck… why not? Why shouldn’t pandas get to travel and attend award ceremonies? Don’t answer that.

Meanwhile, on with the awards ceremony!

Huzzah!

Introducing Princess Dumpling

Introducing Princess Dumpling

We apologize to anyone who is offended by gratuitous panda butt depictions…oh wait…no we don’t.

* Actually, we do know that the Super Bowl is being played today. We even know who is playing!

Be the Bear!
Bob T. Panda

14 thoughts on “The Giant Panda Zoo Awards Part 1

  1. Sandy Reuscher

    I’m with the “I’m outta here” crew. No want stands between Pinky and her award. (And we all know they are hers.)

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      I know! What were they thinking awarding panda personality gold to someone who is not Pinky? I mean, who has more personality than Pinky???? I can kind of see that she got aced out by the triplets (um…more on that Wednesday) but no one has more personality than Pinky. Except maybe Babette, and she is “on the lam.”

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  2. Ann Feldman

    *Sniff*…but my mommy loves me. She let me sit on her lap today and even let me nurse, which is better, even, than a cuppycake! So who cares what the silly contest results are?

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      MX: and I do love you my little princess. Now, do you understand why you should call your mother and NOT 911 when you are unhappy with how the awards were given?

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  3. Teresa

    Pinky is the only PRINCESS. I’m sure there have been cheating in the votes. I don’t want to suspect anyone …
    Moreover, Bob T., I love the award figurine, reminds me .. something dejà vu..

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Princess Pinky, in a recent phone call said,”i am shocked, shocked i tell you, to discover dere was cheating in this award! I mean…um…other than my ‘attempts’ to make sure voting was done ‘correctly’. Nobudy outsmarts pinky! I was gonna poof, but mommee took my magical wand away from me.”

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    1. Panda in Chief Post author

      Babette was only there for a few minutes. She was trying to stay ahead of the law, what with all those paintings disappearing just right around the time she did.

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        1. Panda in Chief Post author

          Fortunately, she managed to elude the authorities, and slip out the back door, before she was caught.

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