F.O.P. (Friend of Pandas) Henry Nicholls recently revealed that he had to drop a section in his upcoming book, The Way of the Panda, about cloning. We at Bob the Panda, INC. are sorry to hear that, as we think that panda cloning is already going on, as evidenced by the above photograph. We sincerely hope that panda proliferation does not become a problem in the future.
He also revealed in a recent post that New Zealand is attempting to trade Kiwis for Pandas. As if!!!!!!!! I mean, just on a per pound ratio, pandas are worth FAR more than Kiwis! Reminds me of the old days when they used hand out pandas like party favors at a drunken weekend in the country. “Great to see you, old boy. Oh, and take this panda as a lovely parting gift, don’t ‘cha know?”
Bob the Panda
CEP, Bob the Panda INC.